Shitty Thoughts

For those who overthink it.

[POLITICO @politico]

.@POTUS: For the past 7 years, I've established another tradition: embarrassing my daughters with a corn-ucopia of dad jokes about turkeys.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

*finds cute guy on the social media*

*lurks in his likes*

*sees he favd a make america great again tweet*

*sighs into the maw of a hippo*

[Shitty Thoughts @shittyinput]

@CodyMarley: I'd rather listen to the same song on repeat until I hate music.

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Brevity is the soul of the lazy https://t.co/Sgi4Gx7cdT

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@CodyMarley: Grilled Possum For Dinner Bowl

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Bloody shits https://t.co/R28bCKckvF

[Shitty Thoughts @shittyinput]

Someone in my neighborhood puts this sign in their yard, but I don't have kids. How should I drive?

[Shitty Thoughts @shittyinput]

Pro/cons of casual pants-shitting?

[Shitty Thoughts @shittyinput]

Too-tight underwear https://t.co/jbHt6sRIb7

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@TheZachRobbins: I find most to be "of courses" from high school. As in, "of course that guy is a racist now."

[Shitty Thoughts @shittyinput]

@timothypmurphy: Yo stop, collaborate and listen

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Social Media: Perfect for today's bigot on-the-go! https://t.co/hLvvHaCjJQ

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Can't stomach the idea od Donald Trump as the Republican nominee? Try Yelling Fuck. https://t.co/r1oYY0bk06

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ADAM I WOULD WEAR THE SHIT OUT OF A GOLD ONE https://t.co/7a3zatOBR5

[Liberty Cap @LibertyCap420]

. @bobcatgwin wearing an Abraxas inspired #Phrygian cap @DrBronner HQ.

[Shitty Thoughts @shittyinput]

@aeidinger: You better up your makeup game, Adam. Start by letting me put mascara on you.

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@MikeWrites: Your time to shine again! https://t.co/BqQhj1PTsn

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Thanks Obama https://t.co/pgEPDyAFIR

[CNN @CNN]

Starbucks and McDonald's move to block porn from their Wi-Fi networks https://t.co/YyYsoFbe0k

[Shitty Thoughts @shittyinput]

@aeidinger: yeah because everyone smells like it now

[Shitty Thoughts @shittyinput]

@aeidinger: well well well...