sera

me shouting uno with romangerri up my ass

[sera @shivyuri]

try 15 hours without Samira Mohan

[Mikey McCoy @Michael_McCoyy]

6 months without Charlie

[sera @shivyuri]

@loserhelly @eldestboi IMRUENVIJFVJIEFNV

[sera @shivyuri]

if u don’t own a vibrator just turn on post notifications for patricia arquette and shove ur phone up ur ass

[toni collette stan account @HarryPhillips15]

Americans deciding how to spell the words colour and favourite

[Mo @rwylmo]

There’s no room for you in the modern market

[n @noorrbit]

BRO LOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

[sera @shivyuri]

@nyracents Who Are You

[merrin @wowzowee]

can't stop thinking about this random goodreads review...

[❦ @preakersdaughtr]

she was planting the preaker seeds here kinda

[danial @feeIcompIete]

how it feels to tweet once or twice a day

[wall-e fan77 @WALL_Esuperfan]

do u guys ever think about the fact that the minions are inmortal and gru is not so one day gru will inevitably pass away and they will have to search for a new boss but it won't ever be the same

[adochka @worstautist]

they’re kinda adora and amma

[sera @shivyuri]

anyways rip siobvqn 🕊️ survived a total of 26 hours

[sera @shivyuri]

what to do when you find a better username less than 24 hours after you've already changed it

[atupid fat cunt @ribfragment]

you twitter bitches and your gifs bro

[haram iman 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 @haramsomalinimo]

Forgot to buy deodorant three days in a row

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

me in the Criterion Closet:

“Never seen this, but heard it’s great, and it’s free. Never seen this one either. This one I’ve only seen clips from, but again, it’s free. I’ve seen one movie in this box set. Never even heard of this one. And you’re sure it’s all free?”

[kendall roy’s second wife @princekendalll]

succession script lines that can kill you instantaneously

[sera @shivyuri]

they genuinely had yasmin carrying salads every day