Throck Johnson

I’m that nigga from Simon & Simon. Retard. #SmokePitCrew

[Throck Johnson @ShlimPickens5]

@Shrodingers_Rat @RedWingShoes @TractorSupply @juicysharts @ComancheCarl1 @HawkTuahsMgr @SflDragon @RemiAndRanger @JohnnyChorizo3 @rubyrooroo777 @juicysharts once wore the crunchy sock I keep under the bed

[Throck Johnson @ShlimPickens5]

@MooGooMoto @Shrodingers_Rat @Benihana @kfc @EPA @blainx85

[Throck Johnson @ShlimPickens5]

@MooGooMoto @Shrodingers_Rat @Benihana

[Dino's Barn & Tornado Magnet @Shrodingers_Rat]

@TheDrPhDMD @Breeg___ @steelpen487 @grok She was. Fiat stands for Found In A Trashcan. Unlike the epitome style, the Ubiquitous Almighty Ford.

My left Front tire weighs more than a Fiart. @ShlimPickens5 borrowed it once and came back with a bed full of stolen @RideSchwinn bikes. (Homies can't ride a stick shift)

[Dino's Barn & Tornado Magnet @Shrodingers_Rat]

that time @ShlimPickens5 farted in the car with my daughters after we'd been to @Benihana and he had the "Oh My God You Ate An Urchin" special.

I should have locked the windows.

[Throck Johnson @ShlimPickens5]

@Shrodingers_Rat @TheDrPhDMD @Breeg___ @steelpen487 @grok @RideSchwinn Fix It Again Tony!

[Throck Johnson @ShlimPickens5]

@MooGooMoto @aztattude @blainx85

[Throck Johnson @ShlimPickens5]

@Shrodingers_Rat @juicysharts

[Dino's Barn & Tornado Magnet @Shrodingers_Rat]

@ShlimPickens5, look what @juicysharts girlfriend does to me every time she walks by the hangar. I'm pretty sure I knew her grandmother in Vietnam, the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree.

[Throck Johnson @ShlimPickens5]

@Shrodingers_Rat @JohnnyChorizo3 You haven’t lived until you’ve heard the rare track of “Herman Munster having explosive diarrhea into a PVC pipe”

[Dino's Barn & Tornado Magnet @Shrodingers_Rat]

Picked up this gem at @JohnnyChorizo3's yard sale today. I wanted the "Bride of Frankenstein Had Manster Orgasm" but @ShlimPickens5 already bought it to listen to while mowing.

I miss all the great deals.

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

Corrosion of Conformity - ‘Albatross’

‘They’re The Stone Roses’eseseseseses favourite band!’🤣

From ‘The Word’, TV show, Channel 4 UK back in 1994

[Throck Johnson @ShlimPickens5]

What goes on at the glory hole when @blainx85 and @MooGooMoto aren’t there

[Restricted footage @Restrictfootage]

I hate myself because my mind is burned out 🔥

[Throck Johnson @ShlimPickens5]

@Shrodingers_Rat

[Throck Johnson @ShlimPickens5]

@Shrodingers_Rat He looks like @MooGooMoto when he was a tot

[Throck Johnson @ShlimPickens5]

.@Shrodingers_Rat calls me from time to time and talks like this into the phone about banging my mom and it makes me cry

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

Psychological warfare of the Viet Cong.

[Dino's Barn & Tornado Magnet @Shrodingers_Rat]

@ShlimPickens5 Also, that whole "yor hericopers farr from sky rike bird"... that was me faking her out so's I could get in her rice paper panties.

She had a kid too... "Potato Johnson", he loved to play The Doors on his jungle banjokazooie. (you look like each other, but you have bigger hands)

[Just Rock Content @JustRockContent]

“All Apologies” - Nirvana

[Throck Johnson @ShlimPickens5]

@6Shittalkerffs It was me