sara

Tweeting from the bandwagon. Sports, TV, video games, weather, and politics, but only thru 2016. Lazy hype junkie. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sara @shm0m]

@TweetsByTheTony I didn't comment during, and I barely used twitter, but I followed your story through it all. Real people FTW.

[sara @shm0m]

Had passport photos taken at @Walgreens, got a letter from Dept of State saying can't use them because they're digitally altered. FURIOUS.

[sara @shm0m]

@gameofwar it's fake. She didn't earn it. Corrupt MZ as always

[sara @shm0m]

@Blue_Bunny saw a commercial for bunny tracks ice cream and grabbed it that day! Love it! ❤️❤️

[sara @shm0m]

@JebBush don't bash your mom on live tv. Not even as a joke! WTF! She even said you're nice!

[Matt Viser @mviser]

“She’s not as great as everybody thinks she is,” Jeb says of his mother. The crowd boos.

[sara @shm0m]

.@fox5dc lol Tursday

[sara @shm0m]

@ChuckBell4 we all lol'ed at "one baby deep"

[sara @shm0m]

New store-made tortilla chips at @Safeway are soooooo good. Nom nom nom nom nom!

[Aisle 424 Has Fallen @Aisle424]

Awww... @mikebell929 deleted his Tits McGhee tweet. It's like it never happened...

[sara @shm0m]

@CNNValencia lol again "as high as I am"

[sara @shm0m]

@CNNValencia lol at your tone "another dam breach". Maybe breached dam would have played better. thanks for the laugh though

[sara @shm0m]

@BrianMcfayden I don't think "tisk" is the word Giants fans were using 😂😂

[Rob Tornoe @RobTornoe]

LIVE: Mark Sanchez reacts to the release of Tim Tebow http://t.co/c7ByE1DeCd

[sara @shm0m]

@KendrickLaMario "maybe the system messed up, because I should be seeing a record of it. go ahead and try it again."

[sara @shm0m]

LOVE the new kids meals at @noodlescompany!! Perfect for my hungry, freshness-loving little boy. Great portion size for the price!

[sara @shm0m]

I RT'ed a "fuck the NRA" tweet and these douchebags follow me. https://t.co/UoMHVTnlUD

[sara @shm0m]

@TweetsByTheTony EAT AT ARBYS. @nihilist_arbys

[J.T. @JTyler48]

lololololol dalton lololololol

[Daniel W. Drezner @dandrezner]

Well played, @chrislhayes and @MSNBC