Megan McGrory

Your entire life has been a mathematical error.

[Megan McGrory @shmagen]

This Halloween was one of my favorite costumes/prop builds so far…many deadites were slain. @GroovyBruce #EvilDead #Halloween2023 #propweapons

[Megan McGrory @shmagen]

Anyone else ever have the thought that therapy is slightly masochistic because you literally pay a person to emotionally devastate you? #therapy #therapist

[Megan McGrory @shmagen]

I see how it is, taking all my casting ideas #rude 😂

[Patrick @patshoreisfunny]

Kurt Russell for Zeus! And if you #hireme I'll get buff for #Herc. Also @shmagen basically casted this, I'm just the messenger #hermes

[Patrick @patshoreisfunny]

Kurt Russell for Zeus! And if you #hireme I'll get buff for #Herc. Also @shmagen basically casted this, I'm just the messenger #hermes

[Megan McGrory @shmagen]

Okay hear me out @Disney — #hercules live action…@DannyDeVito obviously stays as Phil, @Zendaya as Megara, @mulaney as Panic and maybe Kurt Russel as Zeus? #herculesliveaction #disney #disneyplus @DisneyPlus #90s @WaltDisneyCo @DisneyStudios @DisneyD23 #fancasting

[Megan McGrory @shmagen]

Finally home after 16 hours of travel, standing in customer service lines, and airport time. Thanks for nothing @SouthwestAir. Had to cancel for credit and rebook on another airline, AND the crappy food vouchers you tried to bribe us with wouldn’t even work. WHAT A DAY 🙄#travel

[Megan McGrory @shmagen]

@BS_Jason @SouthwestAir @WaltDisneyWorld @SoutwestAir That absolutely blows. Good that you could book online though— We’ve been in line for two hours, currently at the desk with a @SouthwestAir agent who can’t help us at all (it’s been another 30 mins). No flights for today or tomorrow. Honestly can’t believe this.

[Megan McGrory @shmagen]

Our flight was cancelled via text at 4am and now we get the joy of standing in this mess. Hold times over 2hrs on the phone. Cant rebook online. WTF @SouthwestAir this is ridiculous.

[Megan McGrory @shmagen]

Anyone know what the protest is for in front of #burbank city hall? @BurbankCA @myBurbankNEWS

[Megan McGrory @shmagen]

@Tryin2BeShannon 😂😂😂

[Megan McGrory @shmagen]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/5dx2E8yAiN

[Megan McGrory @shmagen]

Has anyone made the joke yet that it’s Groundhog Day and we’ve all suspiciously been living the same day since last year?
#GroundhogDay #groundhogday2021 #Groundhog #QuarantineLife #Quarantine #Covid_19 #COVID19 #COVID #Corona #coronavirus

[. @SuiNeltwork]

if you take a shower and scream it’s just like being on splash mountain

[Megan McGrory @shmagen]

@TheMattAcevedo I FEEL THIS.

[Megan McGrory @shmagen]

Apparently I listened to @teganandsara for 988 minutes this year on @Spotify. Not surprised at all.
Obvs go listen to them cuz they’re amazing.
💗💜💙🏳️‍🌈
#2020Wrapped https://t.co/mIAIfoLOFF

[Megan McGrory @shmagen]

I still have it! One of my favorites!!!

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.