hailey

[hailey @shmailey_]

today i learned that matt gaetz refers to his ex-girlfriends younger brother as "my son" and im even more creeped out by him than i was before

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"My son is a college freshman. He had no real graduation, no prom, and I struggled with whether or not to allow him to enjoy spring break at Panama City beach. I allowed him to have an abbreviated one." -- Matt Gaetz on Nestor

[hailey @shmailey_]

@_jkuhn man what the hell is wrong with this lady

[hailey @shmailey_]

@abbyadesanya im working a program rn where we have 14 brand new phones not registered to any person and we get multiple spam and scam calls on them every day loool

[hailey @shmailey_]

@JohnHimanen @DrJenGunter @samoosterhoff @alissagolob sorry, your qualifications as the director of an anti-sex ed "alliance" don't give you exclusive rights to......anything

[hailey @shmailey_]

@rap_slang @Freakotrader @BradJLamb id say his brand has been ~on fire~ for the past few years

[hailey @shmailey_]

@mccrea_zachary @jengrimman @someguyKtown @IoversIounge @BradJLamb so you don't believe the tenants and you don't believe the dude whose literal job it is to know these things and based on the fact you think everyone is lying, brad is being "misrepresented"? lol...its just so so sad for brad lamb. tragic. always been such a stand up guy.

[hailey @shmailey_]

@mccrea_zachary @jengrimman @someguyKtown @IoversIounge @BradJLamb you said you could be wrong and you were correct about that. people aren't saying the *building* was built without a permit, the apartments were, because they are illegal - apparently in more ways than one

[hailey @shmailey_]

@NoRelishPlease idk because to me its a very important fact and also was immediately obvious as soon as i saw his name and photo LOL

[hailey @shmailey_]

the very unexpected alternate headline of this story is: derek from life with derek saves the lives of 8 neighbours who were nearly murdered by brad lambs negligence

[CBC Toronto @CBCToronto]

Residents of Toronto apartment given 24 hours to permanently vacate due to lethal levels of carbon monoxide https://t.co/3JJ3LGO1Br

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

This makes me laugh way harder than it should

[hailey @shmailey_]

@omgalexx !!!!?!?!!?!?!!??!!?!?!?

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

Every raccoon is either planning a heist or in the middle of a heist.

[hailey @shmailey_]

@swyl_ omg theres massive niagara bakery drama also.... what is it with bakers

[🌴🦜 Crassus 🍹🌺 @MarcusL_Crassus]

Why he do that doe

[hailey @shmailey_]

@omgalexx i love us

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

fuck your zodiac sign. are you a massie, alicia, dylan, kristen, or claire

[thomas🌦 @zemnmez]

tony hawk literally lives his life like a greek god visiting the mortals for kicks

[hailey @shmailey_]

@Dak_Otero @AuroraW4sTaken @drywalleater420 @iSaw62 @BurgerKingUK obviously im pointing out how funny it is to randomly declare that a random stan twitter account shouldn't be a lawyer?? or were you referring to women in general dakota?