itsahmeshamandy

aesthetics slut // improv•writer•comedian

[itsahmeshamandy @shmandyface]

Me after tweeting anything

[Ernest Saco @ernestsaco]

I’m 1 credit short of graduating with my bachelor’s degree at @ASU & because THEY decided to get rid of my major, they won’t let me graduate unless I switch my major & take 12 credit hours. $100 just turned into ~$10k! 😩 What happened to having students’ best interest at heart?!

[itsahmeshamandy @shmandyface]

tiktok/life is cringe

[itsahmeshamandy @shmandyface]

@LaurenPComedy @KellyVrooms I'm in a duo w @paulgreencomedy let's split a night eh?

[itsahmeshamandy @shmandyface]

@jennabohenna As long as it's more like a twitter coven

[itsahmeshamandy @shmandyface]

@jennabohenna I'll join

[pj @pjayevans]

No one’s talking about it right now but I bet when December 25th comes around every one will be saying Christmas this and christmas that. You watch

[itsahmeshamandy @shmandyface]

The Dundie this year for "being really high and writing hilarious replies to tweets but deleting instead of posting them" goes to ME.

[here's your reminder @tinycarebot]

🌃: please remember to take time to look at the sky and let your eyes rest

[Willy Shakes @IAM_SHAKESPEARE]

To velvet guards and Sunday citizens. Come, sing.

[Mary Oliver Bot @MaryOliver_Bot]

the blue of the sky falls over me
like silk, the flowers burn,

[katie ✨ @katiecantspell]

i’m way too normal to be this fucked up

[itsahmeshamandy @shmandyface]

@LaurenPComedy Ps come perform in az plz

[itsahmeshamandy @shmandyface]

@LaurenPComedy #burritosarelife 😘

[itsahmeshamandy @shmandyface]

@drmattdambrosio @Teen_Cthulhu This gif looks sarcastic but I was going for defeated lol

[itsahmeshamandy @shmandyface]

@drmattdambrosio @Teen_Cthulhu 😭😭

[itsahmeshamandy @shmandyface]

@poetryandhoetry

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

A kid pulled the fire alarm today at my school and one of the teachers said “well, sometimes the intrusive thoughts win”

[itsahmeshamandy @shmandyface]

@Brittblackbird Mother boy forever 💙