shmems

what can i say? i don't have my life figured out.

[shmems @shmems92]

@scenequeenrocks I'll be at the show tomorrow! Yay!!

[shmems @shmems92]

@Kaylavs Girl I'm not far if you ever want to hang out. You can call me too! I'll just listen if that what you want!

[shmems @shmems92]

Everything is fucking expensive and it's giving me anxiety.

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So why did I wait until I was almost 30 and weigh the most I have in my life to feel comfortable wearing crop tops and midriff shirts?...

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Will I ever grow out of thinking people who are on laptops in coffee shops aren't pretentious Dbags? Why does it bother me? Lol idk.

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@sonicdrivein how are yall gonna discontinue the watermelon flavor during summer? 😭

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Just came to the mall for the first time on forever. Is everything all crop tops now??!

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@RisaPorter Yayyyy!!

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@KristenCarrio Fuck 'em. ✌🏼

Love you though!

[shmems @shmems92]

@KristenCarrio Girl, I was depressed after my surgery. No one wanted to hug me because they thought they'd hurt me.

[shmems @shmems92]

@KristenCarrio Sending you love! Let me know if you need anything!

[shmems @shmems92]

If I could temporarily become consumed by music, I have a few songs in mind... #mood

[shmems @shmems92]

Breaking news: I still hate running as a form of exercise.

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Hopefully my first livestreamed yoga class isn't a shitshow. ✌🏼

[shmems @shmems92]

Some days I get in my own head about teaching yoga. Like, I'm a fucking mess and I'm supposed to succeed at helping others find their paths...

[shmems @shmems92]

@adultswim

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Thinking about getting a pedicure and selling feet pics to perverts.

Want more money. Dont want to get a second job.
#justkidding #butforreal #struggle

[shmems @shmems92]

Hey kids, you want to see a dumpster fire?

[shmems @shmems92]

"Eyes on fire,
eyes on fire,
And they burn from all the tears."

[shmems @shmems92]

Gonna get Freebirds for lunch. I think a ridiculously big burrito will fill this whole in my chest.