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I just want you to stop saying odd shit

[distracten @SHMO_KO]

@geoff_calkins If you’d actually watched us the last 3 seasons, you’d know that Jaren and Bane did not live up to any type of expectation for guys set to each make $40m+/year for the forseeable future. They couldn’t even maintain a 27 point halftime lead in a must-win home playoff game.

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When you go to the trader joe’s in germantown, there will be one parking space. A 22 year old mother of 4 named Madyson will kill you for it. Good luck and godspeed

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@AeRZet_ @NBA_University Congratulations you have placed yourself in prime position to celebrate a player’s death

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This is what it’s like texting @agilm16

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Homeless guy: Caleb Pitts you will die on August 5th 2023 when a stray bullet flies through your bedroom window and into your neck.

Me [headphones in]: sorry brotha nothin on me

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This has never been the quiet part

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

"Destroy their offspring to prevent them from creating more offsprings"- she said the quiet bit out loud.

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Anyone else notice that boys have looked waay cuter than girls for like the last 16-17 years?

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@jacob_boughter Nice opinion, now let’s go live to Gene Steratore and see if he agrees

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I find it disturbing that everyone is focusing on a basketball game while these two men are being broiled alive

[KJ @Botstanacc]

Luka and Lebron will be on the same team in 2025 im from the future

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@onlyforthevoid 😂

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I can’t wait to be old and despised by young people for the most banal reasons

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@onlyforthevoid I have a name

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✅

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>be me, robert pera
>get a call at 3am
>it’s kleiman
>“sir, jake laravia has become hakeem olajuwon”
>how am i gonna keep this team together

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Coca-Cola can indeed dissolve metal, while Pibb Xtra calms and soothes even the most petulant infant

[jacob boughter @jacob_boughter]

Forgot how much I hate Taylor Jenkins rotations

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@onlyforthevoid

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There’s two sides to everyone