Shmoland

Nuts!

[Shmoland @shmoland]

@JHBWater @AnchenPage69603 Nobody is on site

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@Fidelity_Secure hey Fidelity, one of your employees crashed into my car as well as 2 others whilst drunk at 9am on Saturday. Definitely never using your services

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@SullyWrestling Same

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@JHBWater no water in North Riding (Pritchard Str)
Please update!

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@vumatel Still waiting for a technician to contact me....

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@vumatel Hey vumatel, why is my internet still down? Still going to tell me it's planned maintenance? ISP-1318104 @coolideas_ZA

[Shmoland @shmoland]

@vumatel @Tikhona Don't lie, I live in North Riding. The internet has been off for 10 hours now. Planned maintenance 🤣🤣🤣 call it what is, poor infrastructure

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@misssjreed_ 🤣🤣🤣

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@webafrica and I have to wait until 31 May to end this abusive relationship because of your predatory contract wording. Can't wait to be done with your awful company.

[Shmoland @shmoland]

@webafrica no one work on weekends? Been waiting in the WhatsApp support chat for 3 hours waiting for an agent. Not an agent in sight.
Anyone else want my business? @AxxessInternet @Afrihost @MWEBTweets

[Shmoland @shmoland]

@webafrica I had to say 6 TIMES over hours of WhatsApp chats that I wanted to cancel. The agent says that I am now in a contract so I must pay clawback fees. Even though I am still paying the month-to-month price!?! NEVA!

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@tndaba Delete the picture. Imagine someone was posting pictures of your dead loved ones. Fucking heartless twat

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@RugbyPass Well done lads

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@EryssNyxx @CityPowerJhb Block 10 hasn't been restored yet

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WHAT...A.... FIGHT #UFCOrlando

[Alison Fisk @AlisonFisk]

Ancient Egyptian statue of Pa-Maj. The basalt torso is entirely covered in engravings of magical hieroglyphic texts and images of gods. 350-300 BC. National Archaeology Museum, Naples.

#Archaeology

[Shmoland @shmoland]

@City_Ekurhuleni please assist

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@City_Ekurhuleni I received a traffic fine for a car that isn't mine in your city. Apparently I have to contact Palm Ridge court traffic department but for 5 months now not a single person has answered the phone.

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@vumatel now there is apparently maintenance??