Shmoo

A very loving creature, who longs to be eaten.

[Shmoo @shmoonews]

@elonmusk Stop inserting yourself in my notifications you narcissistic, psychotic, emotionally retarded cunt.

[Shmoo @shmoonews]

@TomTugendhat @SadiqKhan @Keir_Starmer When a sitting government spends 14 years publicly shitting its pants, it takes a while to clean up the mess before the real work of progress can begin.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

New statement from former Vice President Cheney:

“In our nation’s 248-year history, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump. He tried to steal the last election using lies and violence to keep himself in power after the voters had rejected him. He can never be trusted with power again.  

As citizens, we each have a duty to put country above partisanship to defend our Constitution. That is why I will be casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris."
#RepublicansForHarris

[Shmoo @shmoonews]

@afneil She’s the Secretary of State for culture, media and sport, so that’s her area to address. She’s just doing her job.

[Shmoo @shmoonews]

@RpsAgainstTrump America is sick and he is the cancer. This November there is a chance to destroy that cancer and save the country and the rest of the free world. For the sake of all that is good America, please do it 🙏

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Democratic Convention reveals new ad featuring unearthed footage of January 6: “If Trump is elected, he will never be held accountable.”

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬

[Shmoo @shmoonews]

@elonmusk You, if you ever gain any self awareness.

[Shmoo @shmoonews]

@Vocal_GenX Fantastic. Do your bit to bring down net migration 👍

[Shmoo @shmoonews]

@elonmusk They’re coming for you Space Karen. You’d better hope Trump wins, or you’re getting extradited for an all expenses paid stay in our overcrowded prison system.

[Shmoo @shmoonews]

@21FannyB @piersmorgan Those crimes were appalling, but neither of them were committed by illegal immigrants and you know it. The Southport attacker wasn’t even an immigrant.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

In case you're catching up, here's a highlight reel.

[Shmoo @shmoonews]

@NicolaAdamsOBE That’s just speculation. If she does have a DSD, there are multiple different types it could be. That is the type the runner Caster Semenya was born with, but unless you have specific evidence you shouldn’t be making a statement like that, as you couldn’t possibly know.

[Shmoo @shmoonews]

@donnadb7 @Kier_Starmer_PM Unless you’ve been rioting and throwing bricks at the police, no it doesn’t.

[Shmoo @shmoonews]

@UnityNewsNet 😂😂😂😂😂 largest majority in 100 years. You moronic racist halfwit thugs can cry and piss your pants as much you like, but this government and PM are here to stay.

[Shmoo @shmoonews]

@thecarolemalone Oh do shut up. You know full well that’s complete nonsense, unless you really are as stupid as you look and sound, which would be a monumental achievement.

[Shmoo @shmoonews]

@kaydreamer11 @jk_rowling @SwipeWright That’s just plain false. Swyer syndrome is just one of the conditions where girls have XY chromosomes. In other intersex conditions they can have a mix of XX and XY, or XXY.
https://t.co/iuC8EKCxSQ

[Shmoo @shmoonews]

@Slatzism @reduxx You’re ignoring the fact that intersex people with DSDs can have a mix of both XY and XX chromosomes, as well as other combinations. Intersex people are not either male or female, as they can have fully functioning female reproductive systems, yet still have some XY chromosomes.

[Shmoo @shmoonews]

@piersmorgan Would that include your daughter if screening identified a Y chromosome in her blood?