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(he/they) anti-capitalist anarchist/wumbologist

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@aftnvanillasun they don't want you to know that this is all grad school is

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@aftnvanillasun I get one one way, you get one the other?

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@goodtweets99 been wondering this myself

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@aftnvanillasun happy holidays

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@aftnvanillasun the fray

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@umami_jesus gunna become a grindset sanskrit poetry poster jus 4 u

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Heard a guy listening to Thunderstruck super loud in his earbuds in a public restroom at 8:00 AM

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a cover band but the band we cover is the fictional band No Vacancy from the motion picture film School of Rock starring actor and comedian Jack Black

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@aftnvanillasun No this always happened to my friend from highschool when we were like 18

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@umami_jesus @aftnvanillasun same as mike

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@scooter2church save country bear hall

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@aftnvanillasun they're so bad

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@aftnvanillasun Skye's tiny nalgene

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my marxist theory professor's audible fart during the lecture on the situationists

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thou shalt not be there for the wrong reasons

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now he's eating Gushers

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guy next to me in the library just cracked open a diet Rock Star and a limoncello La Croix in a single breath