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nothing to see here

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is shrek indigenous?

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@aftnvanillasun I think it was a really poorly articulated fart joke

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I dont usually get smelly on the outside of my body just the inside

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are you guys excited for when my wedding is hoedown throwdown themed

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when you dont chew good enough and a piece of ballpark frank just sliiiiides down your throat

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Neutrogena ultrafear sunscream

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I better not cry again at pickleball today

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nothing gets things moving like 2 tequila sours and a slice from big marios

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do they even know how cool it is when a skull is on fire

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can europeans even fathom a monster truck

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my first cicada sighting (dead)!! gonna smuggle him onto my international flight. the stranger sitting next to me wont be able to resist my friendship

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The only piece of media im showing the aliens is DONTTRUSTME by 3OH!3

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Very pleased to see that 71 people are still following me after having not tweeted for 2 years. Your loyalty will be rewarded!

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happy holiday season to everyone who has the rap sequence memorized from drummer boy x jb and busta rhymes

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@aftnvanillasun how are you surviving on 6 sips of water per day

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@aftnvanillasun I told molly the other day that i shed several tears thinking about you when I heard cool about it

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@aftnvanillasun Pete carroll called you by your name?????

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@aftnvanillasun Me too 😭

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coopers bday! my angel! through the years:

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