Shannon Pender

just a bunch of small cats in a very tall body. NYC • Writer • Marketing @ Simon & Schuster Children’s Books • Opinions are my own!

[Shannon Pender @shnpen]

@keara_benton just an absolute SEA of pink

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The GW bridge today between Manhattan and New Jersey. Hard to wrap your head around this.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Anyone need anything from the bodega

[PEN America @PENamerica]

🧵PEN America Files Lawsuit against Florida School District over Unconstitutional Book Bans

Lawsuit joined by @penguinrandom, parents, and authors asserts that Escambia County School Board unlawfully removes or restricts access to books about race, racism, and LGBTQ identities.

[Underlined @GetUnderlined]

What’s up, YALL? 😏 The Underlined team is here 📍and ready to meet you @yallwest! Who’s here with us? 🙋‍♀️

[Underlined @GetUnderlined]

Just chillin’ with a #1 @nytimes best seller. Wbu? 🤗

Congratulations @alexbracken 👏 SILVER IN THE BONE has made the New York Times instant best seller list! 🎉

[Shannon Pender @shnpen]

@pg_jesion me, knowing that you’re using my hands as a reference: 😇😅

[Shannon Pender @shnpen]

@KtLikesToRead we’re STILL haunted over it!!

[Shannon Pender @shnpen]

nothing brings roommates together quite like the collective horror when your upstairs neighbor opens your unlocked apartment door, thinking it’s HER apartment, and you all get to share in the reality of thinking you’re gonna die for .02 seconds

[Shannon Pender @shnpen]

not to mention you have to grapple with the secondhand embarrassment of walking into the wrong apartment and profusely apologizing to the horrified occupants bundled up on the couch (horrified occupants in questions being me, @AnniVoss, and @pg_jesion)

[Underlined @GetUnderlined]

A highly suspicious and unfairly cute @nytimes bestseller. 💖

Congratulations @TaliaHibbert! HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS AND UNFAIRLY CUTE by @TaliaHibbert just hit the New York Times Bestsellers list.

Get your copy here: https://t.co/CmeLVcoOK7

[Shannon Pender @shnpen]

@meghan_joant the fact that you always tag me in these so that we both have to re-live this trauma, will we ever recover from this 😭

[Shannon Pender @shnpen]

@keara_benton gotta get a burner account for the music you ACTUALLY want to listen to vs the music you want people to think you listen to

[Publishers Weekly @PublishersWkly]

During her opening remarks, @padmalakshmi wears a button supporting @hcpunion.

[Shannon Pender @shnpen]

@keara_benton @AnniVoss @SpongeBobBway fret not, she agreed lol

[Shannon Pender @shnpen]

.@AnniVoss, having never watched SpongeBob as a child: “should I live tweet my experience watching SpongeBob the Musical?” 💀

@SpongeBobBway

[Shannon Pender @shnpen]

@AnniVoss idk how it could have been made more clear to you??

[Shannon Pender @shnpen]

update: she should and she did

[Shannon Pender @shnpen]

@AnniVoss the olives / eyes in question

[Shannon Pender @shnpen]

@AnniVoss look at you, teaching ME something about a SpongeBob character 😅