Con’air

At least my mom thinks I’m funny. (he / him)

[Con’air @shoaffeur]

Bro pornhub is banned in NC. Christmas is canceled

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Amazing nickname like generational

[Altamira @AltamiraVT]

Yeah this rips

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

he CHEWED HIM UP so bad here i’m in tears😭

[Con’air @shoaffeur]

My mom updated our picture for our conversation and it shows she’s somewhat proud of me

[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

This obviously looks unusual and like a niche doc but trust me when I say it was absolutely phenomenal

[Con’air @shoaffeur]

@usaforopengov Eat shit cocksucker

[artsch00lreject @artsch00lreject]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back

[henrock @_henrock]

Praying none of yall are unwrapping podcast equipment 🙏🏿

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Nicki Minaj is banned from Ba Sing Se.

[Con’air @shoaffeur]

I’m really fucking hating how much I enjoy certain AI music accounts. Like everything in me wants to boycott them and disregard them….but they fucking slap

[Con’air @shoaffeur]

I have decided I need to perfect a deviled egg recipe so that I can be the one who brings them in abundance every year. No matter the thanksgiving there’s never enough

[Con’air @shoaffeur]

Quiet Piggy. For fucks sake how you can support such a piece of shit

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

BREAKING: areal photograph reveals Donald Trump's new $250M "ballroom" is nearing completion.

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Immediately.

[Con’air @shoaffeur]

Elons fucking with my algorithm cause I’m seeing way too many pro trump shit on my feed. The protests and the people standing up are being silenced in real time

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

IF YOU'RE PROTESTING DON'T FORGET THAT WE'RE PAYING $100/HOUR, PLUS DENTAL, PARKING, AND A FREE JET FROM QATAR. OVERTIME PAY INCLUDES $2 BILLION FROM SAUDI ARABIA AND A JARED KUSHNER CALENDAR. BRING YOUR ANTIFA ID AND HAVE FUN! REMEMBER TO GRAB YOUR BALLROOM ON THE WAY OUT. --GCN

[Philip Morton @PhilipDMorton]

@herotimeszero @charlendoe Also:

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

My favorite No Kings protest sign.