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Oh no…guys…I think I might be a Karan (Indian male Karen).

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Props to the overworked junior attorney that included this in their doc review findings and it making it into the official complaint with the Delaware Court of Chancery.

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@angiecdavies Whether the first T is silent or not is also a game-time decision.

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@tosiello First semester of college a HS friend texted me about The Ting Tings song That’s Not My Name and I recommended their other hit by replying Shut Up and Let Me Go and they thought I was telling them to move on from HS friendships.

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@DanDaviesHere @ me next time.

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@DanDaviesHere

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I know my self-esteem is low when the 💅🏽 emoji isn’t in my recents

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@DanDaviesHere Color has divided this country enough this year.

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The funniest part of every movie/TV show is when they force tired, uninterested extras to portray angry, impassioned protesters.

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@DanDaviesHere Does this count as a throuples costume?

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Always feel self-conscious starting a book in the park...I swear I’ve read before!!

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@kitkatbar6 @akiffpremjee Paging Dr. @manojracherla

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Do you sign up to receive USPS text message updates of every shipment stage for your packages or are you normal? (My lint rollers just arrived to a distribution center in Sacramento FYI)

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Has anything ever been “a little to the chagrin” of something?

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@tosiello SilentWarrior783 is the modern day Publius

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@DanDaviesHere Plagiarism

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@kitkatbar6 The YouTubez

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I’m at the “just watched a half-hour documentary all about Shaggy’s It Wasn’t Me” stage of quarantine.

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A little late to this but just wanted give Jim Carrey props on what a monster year he had in ‘94.

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@paigelokkesmoe Can’t spell peTITion without it!