BOSSofONE

a rock with a soft spot on my skull

[BOSSofONE @shonspencer71]

Twitter, the only book ADHD gifted ppl have the attention span too read !!!

[The Clarty Plodger. ™️ @Prince_Madness1]

Physical attraction can be a beautiful
thing, but it’s the mental attraction
and soul connection that is rare,
magical, intoxicating, and addictive.

[Linda @turtledumplin]

I’m so bored being at home I might slide into someone’s DM and send dick pics.

[Linda @turtledumplin]

Squirt is piss. All these women arguing it’s something else are full of shit and need a reason to hide their incontinence.

[Chelle~ @BombChelleNY]

Siri, sanitize humanity.

[Linda @turtledumplin]

China reports no new cases... and we’re just gonna believe them cuz they’ve been so honest about this whole virus situation right?

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

Not everyone deserves your time or energy.

Remember that.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

Wednesday is the limp dick of the week.

[Trophy Knife @sarah1mc]

Not one Bible in the whole library.

[BOSSofONE @shonspencer71]

Number crunching for the past week - 4 new followers and 12 unfollowers. Stats via https://t.co/VydBwiCTGh

[BOSSofONE @shonspencer71]

11 amazing followers in the last week and there will be more tomorrow. Growing with https://t.co/VydBwiCTGh

[Trophy Knife @sarah1mc]

Your perception of me isn’t my problem.

[BOSSofONE @shonspencer71]

10 weekly followers. 13 unfollowers. Crowdfire doesn't miss a trick - via https://t.co/VydBwiCTGh

[Chelle~ @BombChelleNY]

I’m not that complicated.

I’m basically a sweet, silly, down to earth, don’t mess with me or I’ll fuck you up, sensitive, cry baby, type of badass...and I like pretty things too.

[Trophy Knife @sarah1mc]

It's time to put your blindfold on and drive to work.

[PhRMA @PhRMA]

What if we could make cancer catch a cold? With Oncolytic Virus Therapy from ABC, we can do exactly that by using a modified virus to attack cancer cells, destroying them from the inside. #GoBoldly

[Trophy Knife @sarah1mc]

Just because you gave me an orgasm doesn't mean you can talk to me.

[BOSSofONE @shonspencer71]

How many followers do you get weekly? 14 awesome new followers for me! Grow with https://t.co/VydBwiCTGh

[Trophy Knife @sarah1mc]

I’m celebrating New Year’s by waking up in my bed instead of jail.

[Nuclear Rev Esq. @floor_killer]

I got a 12 pack of Zima and I'm ready to fuck shit up.

Don't test me.