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[Ash @ashwxrya]

In the vesppertine. Straight up "björking it". and by "it", haha, well. lets just say. My hidden place

[‏ً @itsnwts]

i personally feel like folks (especially women) are blowing their youth trying to psychoanalyze men instead of getting hot and enjoying life. Men don't care about the impact of their own actions, why tf you do??

[Eno Barony @eno_barony]

Life is too short to commit suicide BE PATIENT YOU WILL DIE #Okay

[Zion @zionszzn]

“I never asked you to” is such a nasty thing to say after benefiting from someone’s time and love.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

[Charli @charli_xcx]

Having some coke... A-COLA!!!

[irα!! @solarsystern]

when ur relationship is falling apart ur like "i've learned so much. i'm going to be selfish with picking my next partner and make sure we're compatible on almost every level. there's so many fish in the sea, anyway" and right after ur like "i could build a life with a dj idk"

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.

[Cher @cher]

I Need To Shoot My Phone

[nick 🍓 @saintplush]

friendship breakups be funny bc how you give your ex 29 chances but not me

[anthony @c0co_101]

it’s so funny when they try their shtick on normal guys with normal dating lives

[just a @F466OT]

Wonder if I should do something with my life or kinda just continue to hang out

[fangmeli @pangmeli]

when cigarette smokers tell me the reason they like smoking isn't the addictive chemical high but the tactile pleasure of the act, the tranquility of the outdoors, the strangers they meet etc it feels like pavlov's dog telling me he eats because he likes the sound of the bell

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Remember kids, it’s always morally correct to punch *****

:)

[lauren ♈️ @cruellittlecat]

i ended things with him bc of this

[excerpts @godlessbot]

David Lynch. (1946-2025)