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finally forgave twitter for kicking me off randomly 3 yrs ago but like don’t follow bc I’m rlly only here for memes not for fame anymore

[shooter @shooterakakiley]

Tbell guy said, “back again” :/

[shooter @shooterakakiley]

I am alive.

[shooter @shooterakakiley]

Good morning to you as well.

[riri🐀🍕 @raunchonpizza]

gm to those who have lost full control of their life’s trajectory

[shooter @shooterakakiley]

At least it can only go up from here, right?

[shooter @shooterakakiley]

Bruh. This night is quite literally one of the worst nights of my life. Sad girl hours.

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

hey you. yes, you. be kind to yourself today. even when you make mistakes. even when imposter syndrome hits. even when you feel overwhelmed. ok? ok.

[shooter @shooterakakiley]

Hello all. I had surgery today and am making a speedy recovery. Nobody thought to tell my best friend, Kiley, it was occurring. But, thank goodness I’m okay!!!

[shooter @shooterakakiley]

#dnttxt

[shooter @shooterakakiley]

First time getting drunk due to terrible work day. I understand now. #dnttxt

[shooter @shooterakakiley]

@MrMi_Yaggi I didn’t know I could experience this type of happiness.

[shooter @shooterakakiley]

I’ve air fried food 3 times a day since I’ve gotten my air fryer (2 days ago).

[shooter @shooterakakiley]

@brynemilee He replied and asked to get me a drink :) SCREW U

[shooter @shooterakakiley]

It’s that time of the year again where I download tinder for a few days and then immediately delete once I remember how much I hate myself.

[shooter @shooterakakiley]

My mom doesn’t agree with Will Smith slapping Chris Rock. Looking for a new mom. I will die on this hill.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Wife told me she'd been "really getting into animal security camera videos" recently and I had her show me one to see what she meant. You'll need sound:

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

J Cole’s “Jada and Will love” lyric gets more complex every day

[6529 @punk6529]

1/ On How Short Life Is

A few years ago, I was walking around in a blizzard in SoHo (New York). It was late, midnight, and it was beautiful.

Some friends, about 15 blocks away, called: "come over?"

It was late, it was cold, was tired, thought "maybe not worth it" but then...

[Li I am @Ladykiller832]

Dropkick Murphys openly challenging a bunch of neonazis to a fight because they used one of their songs in a video is the best thing I've seen in a while