P Riv D

[P Riv D @shootspeedkill]

https://t.co/1ouTfYwWOp

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

best Beach Boys pastiches:

"Pale and Precious", the Dukes of Stratosphear (aka XTC)
"At My Most Beautiful", R.E.M.
"Trapped in a Car (With Someone You Don't Want to Be Trapped in a Car With)", Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

[P Riv D @shootspeedkill]

@RepAndyBarr @KentuckyMBB Shut up, turd

[greer @greerdraws]

best account on twitter right now

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

People are making fun of this, but this is a great advertisement for the skills required for work like this. Namely, the ability to shamelessly and robotically lie on behalf of your clients, no matter how absurd or damaging to your own credibility.

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

cant unsee this

[wint @dril]

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

[𝙱𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚢’𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚎𝚕 @SalvadorDafti]

The great Levon Helm demonstrating the complicated drum pattern behind The Band’s Life is a Carnival. Which he also sang co-lead on.

I’m getting anxiety just watching it, let alone trying to do it.

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

comedy may be kind of bad

[P Riv D @shootspeedkill]

@frazierapproves @RileyWritts lol

[Bill Pourquoimec @BillPourquoimec]

Ron Asheton // The Stooges
c. 1970

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

That cursed amulet changed you man

[JP @jpbrammer]

if someone spoke like this while interviewing for a job at Applebee’s the police would be called

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

being a moderator is a crazy job, just sitting and listening for a full minute and saying "thank you, but nobody is eating dogs"

[CarterNixon @CarterNixon]

No one has nailed this era better than Tim. Its insane.

[P Riv D @shootspeedkill]

@ThatEricAlper Jim Varney’s corpse

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

Netanyahu is a war criminal committing genocide against the Palestinian people. It is utterly disgraceful that leaders from both parties have invited him to address Congress. He should be arrested and sent to the International Criminal Court.

[The Discourse Lover @Trillburne]

Your tribe is so fucked lol. Your shaman has ZERO insights, he's just some regular guy. How'd that happen? None of your people blessed with divine madness?

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

It gives me no pleasure to report this, but my sources are saying it’s the death penalty for treason for George Clooney