Omni Shoreham Ghost

Not affiliated with @omnihotels. “It's such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it.”

[Boris L. Glebov @borisgwriter]

Omni Shoreham Hotel on one of my night walks.

#photography #WoodleyPark #DClife

[Ghosts of DC @GhostsofDC]

Suite 870: the Haunted “Ghost Suite” at the Omni Shoreham Hotel #WoodleyPark #RERUN https://t.co/CHnA2aBjW6

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

@DCdiscounts_ This is still extremely embarrassing for me. You can’t tell but the space where my face used to be is red as a beet

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

@DCdiscounts_ harmless. My sausage ghost thumbs ruined this and I blame Death tbh

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

@TempAPStyle That’s what she said she said she said

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

@ghostdt513 Not it

[Jeff Clabaugh @wtopclabaugh]

The Omni Shoreham is haunted, and the ghost has its own Twitter account @ShorehamGhost cc:@WTOP
https://t.co/WVj0Uso1zr

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

Checks out

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

I’m hangry and about two minutes away from completely POSSESSING a Reuben on rye I saw in the lobby

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

Language but there are so many people to thank https://t.co/T6auuhpzSQ

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

Not to brag but I eat all I want and never exorcise

[Betsy the Ghost 👻 🇸🇩✊🏿🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @betsy_ghost1]

My favourite ghost story is when me and the Green Lady of Dunnottar Castle got drunk and did that thing where we manifest on country roads at night and we overturned a truck of chickens and they ran round in circles and the driver fell in a puddle and the chickens pecked his leg

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

Ghost bears eat ghost beets. Ghost bears, ghost beets, ghost Battlestar Galactica. https://t.co/HvqOBq5aBA

[ghost things @ghost_things]

ghost fact

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

If there are two things I thought I knew, it’s haunting and Twitter. Haunting takes years of practice after you... you know... but to best an opponent on Twitter, I’ve learned that you just get someone riled into a back-and-forth and then tweet “exactly my point.” Then go nap

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

Fun fact time! One thing you may not know about me is I don’t wear seatbelts. Alive people should, though, no doubt

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

To those of you who think it’s cute, when commenting upon some “meme” or other you find funny, to say, “I’m dead 💀💀”: Let me be among the first to tell you from experience that being dead is no laughing matter. You can’t even laugh while dead. Ask anyone I’ll wait

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

No worries; no new ghosts. This fantastic hotel will continue to be hellishly haunted only by me and THE HALLWAY CARPET PATTERNS you know I’m right about this

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

This guy gets it https://t.co/9ncpUJEZ2O

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

I feel like LaCroix is what juice would taste like to a ghost

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

Radio is the favorite medium of ghosts, and Robert Siegel has been one of the reasons why for the last few decades in this town and the world over. #thanksrobert

[Omni Shoreham Ghost @ShorehamGhost]

I left the hotel a few weeks back to be something strange in someone’s neighborhood but they made a call and I got busted! BUSTED!

Get it?

Dwee doot dwee doot dwee doot dwee doot dweet doot doo-doo-doot

NO RAGRETS