sabrina oliveira

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

I told my mom I wasn't attracted to a guy who liked me and she told me to give him a chance. I said guys don't give girls they're not attracted to a chance so why should I do it? Silence at the dinner table

[💗 @ma1ybe]

If male staff are in any way distracted by children's knees, I don't think they should be allowed anywhere near a school, to be honest.

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

It’s actually so funny (and completely predictable) that the men who are constantly screaming that women need to be more sexualized in video games lost their MINDS when the same thing happened to a man. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!

[Bilyamin..🦅🇳🇬 @nigerianpapi_ng]

@_coldbloom taxpayer-funded security guard telling taxpayers they can’t enjoy public land because a millionaire lives nearby. america

[TJ @wannix49]

@dqveed

[Carlos Latuff @LatuffCartoons]

FIFA World Cup 2026
Via @Taqadoom

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

[brynnie ⁷ @sbryngday]

new york elected a woke mayor and nothing has gone wrong for them since

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Elon Musk is about to become the world’s first trillionaire while 27 million Americans can only afford the minimum payment on their credit cards and 728,000 children lost food stamps this year.

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

Sometimes the male fury over “women getting special treatment” reminds me of that famous gorilla experiment.
One male gorilla gets a banana every single hour.
The females next to him get one every four hours.
Then someone tries to be fairer and gives the females a banana every two hours.
The male gorilla? He has a full meltdown.
He’s still getting his banana every hour — nothing was taken from him. But his advantage shrank, so to him it feels like theft.

That’s how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women:
Not as justice.
But as losing their extra banana.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.

[🏳️‍🌈Invader✨🏳️‍⚧️ @The_Invad3r]

When I came out to my Mother as Asexual. She screamed at me, saying, "You don't go through life without sex." Then she put me into therapy, where the therapist gave me homework to look for apartments to get out of that toxic environment. 💖

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Men realizing women can survive happily without marriage is really ruining their main character fantasy.

[Bird 🌲🦆 @birdwarde]

stop generating crap you look stupid!

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Straight people: "OMG don't push all this LGBT stuff on your children! They're children!"

Also straight people:

[ash @vicneuman]

this continues to be painfully relevant

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Am I understanding this correctly? The President, the Vice-President, the Speaker of the House AND the Secretary of State were all at the White House Correspondent's Dinner together and security was so laxed that a guy ran through security with a long gun? I call bullshit.