Shoshanna Green

Hollywood hoi polloi, she/her Actor commercial/theatrical: @library_agency

[Shoshanna Green @ShoshiShow]

You would critique MY acting? My dear child, I have performed SHAKESPEARE burlesque staged readings for companies you’ve never even HEARD OF!

[Shoshanna Green @ShoshiShow]

SNL is gonna steal this for a sketch next week

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Are you this old? 🥲

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Are you this old? 🥲

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

Straight friend: Will you sensitivity read my book for my lesbian best friend character?

Me, two weeks later: The lesbian best friend is absolutely perfect. Here's 16 pages of notes detailing the incorrect things you said about Star Trek.

[Shoshanna Green @ShoshiShow]

@rheinwaldjones lol same

[Shoshanna Green @ShoshiShow]

What time is it?

https://t.co/VGBTHy9ank

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

you're fasting for lent, I'm furiousing for lent; we are not the same

[Cubby Altobelli @CubbyAltobelli]

America being named after Amerigo Vespeche is like astronomers finding a habitable world and naming it after @ChuckTingle because they wrote a story about being pounded in the butt by it. Humans are awesome sometimes.

[Shoshanna Green @ShoshiShow]

@DanielleCasting Wonderful!

[Cubby Altobelli @CubbyAltobelli]

Because one shared neuron we'll never know how many people backed out of their wedding because they got WET feet.

[Miko’s a VVitch @luckinspades]

I put the “best” in “asbestos”

[Shoshanna Green @ShoshiShow]

Sixpack None the Fitter

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

It’s so sad when you have to tell the person you love that you’ve already seen the post they’re showing you

[i’m just Ben @ItsRainingBen]

This might be a hot take but Once is one of my fav shows of all time, and I don’t understand why they have to keep changing it every time they bring it back. NYCC is doing it upon a mattress, the last revival did it on an island. Why can’t we just keep it set in an Irish pub?

[dip the demi-fiend @dipperdesperado]

"we're all the same" when it's time to take accountability, for abusers at the interpersonal to the ecological scale

"you people" when called out or when the contradictions are highlighted

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

oh my gods what an annotation