Suze

🐈🐝🐏🇺🇦 there is indeed something nasty in the woodshed.

[Suze @shossent]

@LancsNobby @runthinkwrite Nice one Nobby

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Dress however you please.
Call yourself whatever you like.
Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you.
Live your best life in peace and security.
But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real?
#IStandWithMaya #ThisIsNotADrill

[Suze @shossent]

@AudreySuffolk @WomensRightsNet 🥂 congratulations

[Suze @shossent]

@FFS_WhatNow God know. Isn’t it the established step 3 when you’re having a packed lunch? 1. Open butties 2. Open crisps 3. Put crisps on butty.

[Suze @shossent]

@thatsnotmine125 @glosswitch Call yourself whatever you like, only female people get pregnant, so woman pretty much covers it. Anyone identifying out of that category can (and imo should) be acknowledged in anyway they like but let’s not pretend.

[Women's Rights Network - WRN @WomensRightsNet]

A male darts player, Noa-Lynn van Leuven, has won the final of @OfficialPDC Women’s Series Ten, picked up £2,000 prize money and earned himself a place in the Grand Slam of Darts.

Darts is a game that is based on male dimensions, specifically that of a 6ft (1.83m) male. The board is 1.73m from floor to bullseye, and (in the professional game) the distance from the oche to the board is 2.73m. Some darts tournaments shorten the distance for the women, some don’t.

The average height of a British woman is 5’3” (1.6m). The average height of a British man is 5’10” (1.78m).

Another sport failing its female players.

[Suze @shossent]

@glosswitch @jelledrook Detox with white lotus. It’s helped me cleanse.

[Suze @shossent]

@werthemods Always wondered how making hairy shoes with well-groomed, bendable fingers could be easier, and now I know. Total game changer!

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

Seeing how the USA now hellbent on emulating their newfound ally of Russia, both at home and abroad, I find myself obliged to repost my dive into Russia's posh cities, just to give your average MAGA a glimpse into the greatness Trump is sure to bring about! Do enjoy!🧵

[Suze @shossent]

@elonmusk Zelensky can, and does.

[Suze @shossent]

@VictoriaPeckham

[Suze @shossent]

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy I think your approach is spot on, reading it in (not so) palatable chunks. I found I needed a break when he’d casually give his wife a good hiding, then wanders off to get pissed or eat a pie.

[Danny Boy @Care2much18]

This wildly misleading tweet, and the mostly hateful replies, is like entering an alternate version of reality.

If anybody is interested in the truth behind this claim, and what that Swedish poll actually asked, I'll go through it.

Probably banging my head against a wall. 😂

[emily bell @emilybell]

It takes courage to write this . On the issue of rape gangs - @suzanne_moore gets it right. It’s an age-old issue, routinely ignored by police and the media until it suits the agenda https://t.co/ZtpCayZG7j

[Suze @shossent]

@DreyfusJames

[Suze @shossent]

@RobertEFuller @Snuggles84 That needs setting to the Benny Hill theme tune…

[Habib Khan @HabibKhanT]

Who would have thought that 60 years after this tranquil scene—a schoolyard in 1960s Kabul, full of girls running and a teacher playing music—a group like the Taliban would ban girls’ school? Today marks 1,150 days since Afghan girls were denied their right to learn. #LetHerLearn

[Tracey Thorn @tracey_thorn]

@ThatEricAlper That's a very weird take. I didn't "lend my vocals" to the track, I wrote the entire melody and lyrics. It's an entirely collaborative track, so not really true to suggest that it existed already as a song and might have been sung by someone else.

[Suze @shossent]

@RachaelGray_psy Buttery toast

[Suze @shossent]

@Docstockk @leakylike I think you’re spot on. This is the really hard bit.