Erriga go talk something’s I go just dey reason wetin dey go thru him head.
He say hype man go trek come bar dey insult civil servant wey drive come drink beer.
If you claim you are going to church to NOT worship your pastor, calling out their BS should be extremely easy, afterall they are humans like you, not a saint too.
Finding it difficult to do this means you are actually worshipping your pastor.
To all of you yelling “satire”
The entire idea of satire as a literary device is to use humor/be entertaining while also criticizing and exposing the issue at the base of the content.
Portraying “akara selling” as a lucrative business where you’re taking payment in solana and eth, patronizing Polanco and shopping at hf etc.
where is the said “satire” that you all are screaming?
Things wey suppose lead to outrage Dey lead to skit, and when them make am them go begin remind una wey be audience say una no be their level and una broke.
The average Nigerian faces a fundamental problem that goes beyond economics or infrastructure:
This lady came out lamenting that her ₦10 million house she rented was on the verge of flooding. Her distress was genuine until she looked around and saw that her neighbors were suffering even more. At that point, her tone shifted. She burst into laughter, visibly relieved and almost comforted by the comparative misfortune.
This moment is telling. Even amid personal hardship, the reflex is not solidarity or collective urgency, but quiet satisfaction that “at least I’m not the worst off.” Progress becomes measured less by real improvement and more by staying one step ahead of the next person. The result is a society where shared problems persist because the incentive is rarely to solve them together, but simply to endure them slightly better than others.
BREAKING: Peter Obi, Presidential Candidate of the Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC), has asked INEC to make public the academic certificates and credentials submitted by candidates seeking elective office.
A reminder that the president is YOUR elected official. His job description under Section 14(2)(b) of the 1999 Constitution of Nigeria explicitly states:
"The security and welfare of the people shall be the primary purpose of government."
The constitution does not say the primary purpose of government is to issue orders regarding security; it says the primary purpose is to secure the people.
When orders fall short, the immediate next step is:
An administrative overhaul under Section 218(2) of the 1999 Constitution.
Prosecution of confirmed terrorists and funders.
Instead...
The terrorists have been reintegrated into society, and funders are shielded by political bureaucracy and left walking the streets completely free.
Meanwhile, his Attorney General (Lateef Fagbemi, SAN) and the EFCC Chairman (Ola Olukoyede) are still securely in office, protected by low-level conviction statistics.
GEJ became Acting President February 9th 2010.
Three months later on 5th May 2010 Yar'Adua was officially declared dead and on THAT SAME DAY Adeboye threatened GEJ with a million man match protest over insecurity.
Today he's making excuses for his kinsman. Evil Conman