Aaron Thompson

I'm a dad and a husband. I have an amount of intelligence.

[Aaron Thompson @shotgunzzz]

I'm streaming PUBG: New State. Come hang out! Powered by #Mobcrush https://t.co/qxvF9qFsq1

[Aaron Thompson @shotgunzzz]

@el_burrito Can you shut the fuck up.

[Aaron Thompson @shotgunzzz]

@okayayeokay @WhitneyCummings @TimJDillon Yeah, that's why it's funny.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Break the fucking internet. https://t.co/Yh7wQl6WBY

[Aaron Thompson @shotgunzzz]

@bertkreischer @PBates801 Just because you have fans that are voting for Trump doesn't mean you're a racist. Even if the number is completely legit, it doesn't matter. You probably have a couple of fans that are murderers and rapists, it doesn't mean anything about you.

[Aaron Thompson @shotgunzzz]

@TimJDillon https://t.co/z1T1kx2fWV

[Aaron Thompson @shotgunzzz]

@USCellularCares my LG G7 has not received an update since March. Four months. If you have no information on a new update, why should I retain US Cellular as my current cellular provider?

[Aaron Thompson @shotgunzzz]

@USCellularCares any ETA on when the LG G7 thinq will receive Android 10 update? Haven't had an update since March and was curious if one is coming.

[Aaron Thompson @shotgunzzz]

@levitrabeaver @ChadMichaelD @CNBC @CNBCMakeIt Cause he's a fuckin' nerd.

[Aaron Thompson @shotgunzzz]

@TimJDillon It's no more dangerous than a native hornet. But I gotta say, last time I got stung by a hornet it hurt so bad I wanted to kill myself.

[Aaron Thompson @shotgunzzz]

@TimJDillon This will most likely be played at your funeral.

[Aaron Thompson @shotgunzzz]

@TimJDillon @RayKump I actually wasn't, then I clicked on his profile to follow him and immediately laughed at his top three tweets.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

My dad just blurted out in the middle of dinner, “What’s a gender binary?” So I just grabbed him and pulled him across the table, and started hitting him on the temple with a salt shaker screaming, “You entitled white fuck! Don’t you fucking embarrass me at the Olive Garden!”

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Tim Dillon.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Yesterday I did my part by canvassing for #BernieSanders in Beverly Hills. It wasn’t easy but I still did it.

[Aaron Thompson @shotgunzzz]

@bertkreischer I absolutely love this picture. Straight faced glare under the sun rays. #FixYourTeeth

[Aaron Thompson @shotgunzzz]

Went to a corporate steak house tonight. The bread was in fact not fresh but HOT AS FUCK! Also everyone who works there is required to wear a work shirt that says "I love my job". @TimJDillon was 100% correct. (Texas Roadhouse)

[Owasso Athletics @OwassoAthletics]

STATE CHAMPIONSHIP GAMEDAY!!!

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#CHAMPIONS #RamPride

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Keep sharing this people are truly upset. That’s why we do this!

[Aaron Thompson @shotgunzzz]

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