Wretched Girlbeast

Shoot the Chef in the Skull 15 Times she/her BLOCK = I WIN

[vickjpg @vick_jpg]

you ever get so high you lowkey start to forgive your parents

[Wretched Girlbeast @shotslings]

@himynameissword See you understand

[Wretched Girlbeast @shotslings]

Cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for being too Beautiful and Normal

[Wretched Girlbeast @shotslings]

little voice in my head telling me to nap at 1pm and ruin my sleep schedule after not sleeping the night prior

[Wretched Girlbeast @shotslings]

LMFAOO

[Wretched Girlbeast @shotslings]

thank you for waiting until july 16th at 1:20 pm to set off your fireworks i wouldnt have loved it at any other time more

[Wretched Girlbeast @shotslings]

God take all my suffering and give it to Leland Coyle

[Wretched Girlbeast @shotslings]

If i dont laugh about this i will get mad and cry. Goodbye $150

[straight edge derek @ProfessorGroper]

slingshotting peanut butter at people with nut allergies

[🐾 @pawcide]

trying to accomplish anything feels like spongebob trying to get his license

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Who up feeling Lethargic as all Hell

[Aus @30FFobia]

My homeboy asked me one time if I’ve ever heard his “funny voice” then pulled a whippet canister out from under his seat and went unconscious for 3 minutes in the middle of a car wash

[⌖ @murdrsu]

my horny ass could NOT get into a physical fight

[щ @Circle10]

do you mind if i scare your baby

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Sometimes I want to Write something Like perhaps a Song or a Poem but then once I Start I’m like Nope I just want to write a Suicide Note

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Hi I’m Beautiful Normal Woman and I would like to Share my Resume with you

[(ꈍ ᴗ ꈍ✿) @5notz]

fool me once i kill myself on the spot