Hannah Merron

Angry feminist. She / her, ace / pan, wannabe writer / musician. Follow me, I’m hilarious✌️

[Hannah Merron @shotsofpurple]

Nephew, new to using profanity: Row row row your boat gently down the stream, if you see a giant DOODLE don’t forget to scream!

Me, new to being queer: fucking preach little friend.

[Hannah Merron @shotsofpurple]

@BriggonSnow Gilmore Girls. The wholesome content was all I could handle during our first lockdown in March / April. Would not have coped without it.

[Rhianna Pratchett 🧙🏻‍♀️ @rhipratchett]

This is the show-runner of The Watch, failing to thank MY FATHER. This should tell you everything you need to know. https://t.co/0E0wC6AjFv

[Rhianna Pratchett 🧙🏻‍♀️ @rhipratchett]

I walked in front of his coffin holding it at his funeral (with correct hand positioning from the great @SamanthaSwords) whilst wearing a pair of Jimmy Choos, since Dad liked them and always said he imagined me clacking down the corridors of game studios, striking fear into devs.

[Hannah Merron @shotsofpurple]

I think it was Walk The Line 👌

[Hannah Merron @shotsofpurple]

@souriceaux You are my HERO. If I manage to wash up today it will be a victory worthy of celebration, I'm not expecting much more of myself today its a "go back to bed and question my life choices" kind of a day

[im on the ither sight @jon_snow_420]

cunnilingus is like feminism. men who talk too much about how much they love it never actually do any

[Hannah Merron @shotsofpurple]

@JayHulmePoet @dirtyhippyfiona gorgeous church 😍

[Hannah Merron @shotsofpurple]

It's me, i'm bitches

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

i have an intern joke and it... nevermind.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Mostly I miss attending country balls, refusing to dance with anyone I don't already know, and saying "She's tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me" in reference to the woman I will one day marry

[Hannah Merron @shotsofpurple]

@adamhillscomedy My housemate calls it lockdown part 2: The Fuckening
Not very creative, but accurate!

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

I always wish someone had a crush on me, and then when someone does, I have a panic attack because fuck, that’s just way too much pressure

[Grace Petrie @gracepetrie]

There are times that I think I could never be in an evangelical cult seeking to recruit others to my chosen doctrine, but then there is the way I act when someone has never watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[Hannah Merron @shotsofpurple]

@biggirlshouse @Muna_Mire I knew I was an adult when
"Excuse me bro, my tax deductions are crying."
"You cant deduct them if you don't have any income!"

was the god damn funniest thing I'd ever heard ��

[Hannah Merron @shotsofpurple]

@evhermind @Muna_Mire @summeranne "Please Mr Lizard... we wish we had our doggy back." MY HEART I TEARED UP WRITING THAT 😭😭😭

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.

[Cassie Evans @cassiecodes]

@jk_rowling @tribunemagazine In todays news -

Woman who consistently uses her platform to discriminate against trans people is shocked when she gets accused of discriminating against trans people.

[Hannah Merron @shotsofpurple]

@ellle_em @MarkieJP Charlotte's Web 😂

[Hannah Merron @shotsofpurple]

@PotterlessPod