Evelyn Levine

just another millennial who wants a book deal.

[Evelyn Levine @evhermind]

Read my piece about how the movie "Promising Young Woman" empowered me to feel angry. Thank You @emeraldfennell ! #Feminism #blogpost #movies #anger #feelings #boburnham #promisingyoungwoman #medium #personalgrowth #personalessay #longreads https://t.co/Tk2KGhycjK

[Caitlin @ fall semester scrambling @CaitlinStudies]

You may have seen Temple say that they’re offering us double the parental leave than what’s in the existing contract. That means 10 days of parental leave instead of 5. Tell me, is 5 or 10 days enough time to recover from giving birth and start teaching again?

[MyCentralJersey @MyCentralJersey]

There are more than 20 unions at Rutgers that have worked without contracts since June 30. https://t.co/pSrDwH0fO6

[Evelyn Levine @evhermind]

Contemporary Maine Vampire Romance WIP 84k. Did I mention there isn’t a creepy 100 year age gap? #WIP #WritingCommunity #amwriting #amwritingromance #vampireromance

[Evelyn Levine @evhermind]

Freelancing: I’ll pay you $5 to write an entire novel. I need it tomorrow. #freelancing #WritingCommunity

[Evelyn Levine @evhermind]

@BryanVanNorden @pronounced_ing @part_ickle @dannygonzalez One of my favorite YouTube videos was when he made his own!

[Evelyn Levine @evhermind]

@Nindoonjibaa @NPRextra @PeabodyAwards They did this at my college on freshman orientation day so that each prof could see the ID picture and listen to us say our names. Also for graduation.

[Evelyn Levine @evhermind]

@KupcakeProse Inching into three figures for rejections. 😿

[Evelyn Levine @evhermind]

@CaucasianJames But are you wearing a little red suit and a pillbox hat? Cause they might think you work in the elevator.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

I’m Jeff Bezos boo hoo hoo. I got a bazillion dollars by using algorithms to exploit workers. Waah waah be nicer to me, I’m a space jerk baby

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

Abortion is health care and health care decisions should be left up to the individual.

With the legislation we’ve announced today, New Jersey will continue to lead the way forward on reproductive freedom.

[Preston D. Mitchum @PrestonMitchum]

I pretend I’m OK but deep down I miss Abbott Elementary. ☹️

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

snail deer, dutch, 15th century

[✨V✨ @coolauntV]

thinking about the time I found a box in my parents’ basement that was full of wigs and sunglasses and hats and stuff and when I asked my mom about it she was just like “sometimes you need to do surveillance” and refused to elaborate

[Nausicaa Renner 🍷🌑🌊 @nausjcaa]

Chris Smalls arriving at the Senate Budget Committee

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

coconut dog

[Evelyn Levine @evhermind]

@annehelen Baba Yaga

[Evelyn Levine @evhermind]

@AbMarcovici Abhorrent

[Evelyn Levine @evhermind]

If I ever get invited to the MET gala I promise to commit 100% to the theme as long as it isn’t xenophobic. Theme is butts? Catch me in a cigarette butt dress or a gown with a a beaded booty. Invite drag queens, the fun is wasted on Hollywood.

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

good morning to every english teacher who woke up this morning like “today’s the day I assign a short story that will haunt them till the day they die”

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

But if we cancel student loan debt, what's next? Will people get surgery without going into massive debt? Will we allow people to get a house without going into debt?? Once pandora's box is open, we may not be able to close it!