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@Juvelad @michaelpforan Snore

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@yrubswed @BeardedBrownMa1 Well I know my descendants, they're upstairs revising. I'm almost certainly mostly Viking. However I also have B- blood which comes from the Himalayas apparently so there's been some mixing up the line somewhere.

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@BeardedBrownMa1 Dear Sikhs, I have never had any kind of issue with you and I'm very sorry that you've been pulled into the 'brown religious man bad' category by the action of one mad family and the general issue with Islamists.

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@Kshi_nippon I'm English - if I can't read your road signs, then I can't drive in your country.

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@frozenaesthetic The two instruments that sound absolutely dreadful until you hit grade 8, the recorder and the violin, are exactly the ones they try to teach 7 year olds.

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@marchosias7995 @hoshizorarock In the Arizona Dessert

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@hoshizorarock Tiramisu falls in the Arizona Dessert

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@QcWynter @Exfizzixteach I thought McGinty was talking euphemistically until I saw your reply....unless you are too and the mind therefore boggles.

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@VerhofstadtQ He was never given the chance to find out though was he?

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@housewelf You don't have to 'boycott' it - you just don't go, without the drama of making it a political statement. When asked, you just say calmly that you can't leave your baby at this stage. They are not required to give you a reason though, it's their wedding, their rules.

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@allycatventures @Eibhilim @nypost Let he who is without typo cast the first stone.

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@Eibhilim @nypost She's naturally slim and is still recovering from cancer

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@nypost Most of us have exes in the same social circles as us as they were uni friends in the same group. Old history.

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@3YearLetterman @kegsforsale @JeffreyToobin @Zoom Here's some engagement cos I like you

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@OfficialBFresh *they'd have to do this quite quickly, and at least claim that they might be pregnant as turnaround time could be quick.

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@OfficialBFresh Women in the UK would sometimes get pregnant by prison warders as a stay of execution. Others convicted when already pregnant would not be executed until they had the baby, or would have their sentence commuted.

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@DeepFryedLogic @PRAVDA_KECHB We don't really have a culture of home-smoked meat, although plenty of sliced ham and bacon at the supermarket is smoked commercially, as is salmon and other fish. If we have a whole ham at Christmas, the tradition is to boil it to reduce the salt content from salt preserving.

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@NoFilterSkin Funnily enough, yes. Nothing major or life changing, but something that requires a good month of recovery.

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@BenMFreeman I'm very sorry to see you go

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@DeepFryedLogic @PRAVDA_KECHB No-one in the UK eats boiled meat (unless it's a ham which you guys in the US also eat), what are you talking about?