Shouting Guy Meme

[Shouting Guy Meme @ShoutingGuyMeme]

MY MOM SAID YOU CAN COME OVER BUT YOU HAVE TO LEAVE BY 11:30, THAT GIVES US PLENTY OF TIME TO WATCH THE MATRIX RELOADED

[Shouting Guy Meme @ShoutingGuyMeme]

THIS PLACE WOULD BE A LOT COOLER WITH ICECREAM, GET IT?

[Big Daddy Jonesy 🇨🇦 @CartoonJonesy]

Our gift exchange was her wearing yoga pants and me wearing a boner because yoga pants

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Someone just wished me a Merry Chrysler but I didn’t have the heart to tell them I celebrate Toyotathon, so I just said Happy Honda Days

[pantless papple @pantless_papple]

Santa is 3 whiskeys deep and staring at an unassembled barbie dream house

[Big Daddy Jonesy 🇨🇦 @CartoonJonesy]

As a kid I was always so excited to get clementine oranges in my stocking on Christmas morning, even though we literally had dozens of clementine oranges in the fridge for weeks leading up to Christmas

[pantless papple @pantless_papple]

Now that I have figgy pudding I regret being so persistent about it

[Big Daddy Jonesy 🇨🇦 @CartoonJonesy]

The next stimulus package will be a Chrysler LeBaron with vomit stains on the back seat

[pantless papple @pantless_papple]

an escape room but it's just me locked in my car again

[Mal @TheRealPalMal]

There’s always that one coworker that comes to work with reindeer antlers and no one asks questions

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Nothing quite compares to finding out your high school bully had a glow down

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

Personally, I don't believe in cutting down perfectly healthy Christmas trees for decorative purposes.

When I kill a tree, it's strictly for pleasure.

[kenny do it? no i can’t @kennyfckndavis]

I hope all the hot girls from my AOL chat room that I met in ‘97 are doing ok.

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

A pregnant woman had just traveled for a week on a donkey, then had to give birth in a barn.

Dudes brought super expensive aromatherapy oils and gold.

That’s why we call them wise men.

[Big Daddy Jonesy 🇨🇦 @CartoonJonesy]

Some of you look like you eat Pink Eye Goop and it shows

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

I’m not sure anymore if I drink coffee because I like it or cause the demon inside me requires it.

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

1995 me: I want a tickle me elmo

2020 me: i want literally any human contact with anyone