Shovon Chowdhury

Was fed lots of fish by his mother.

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@VinitSamant Hey, thanks. Orwell with funnies is what I was going for. I knew I would never get there, but why aim low?

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@nilanjanaroy It’s happening right on schedule too. I gave it another 2 or 3 years. I really wish it wouldn’t. But when the Dalai Lama passes - can’t be too far off now - there will be trouble. Thanks for remembering me. Sometimes I forget myself, so it helps. Should have drunk less.

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@findadnan No you didn’t. Thanks a ton. :)

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@findadnan Thank you. Where did I write this? I must admit that I’ve totally forgotten. I’ve always been fascinated by Gandhi.

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@yashar I explore the same theme in my poetry collection.

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@nilanjanaroy @DGALitAgents Late 2020 is far too late. Speed it up!

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@saliltripathi @pallaviaiyar @seagullbooks @arunava @MrSamratX @swaminomics @anniezaidi @janicepariat @natashabadhwar @prajwalparajuly @SumanaSiliguri Honoured to be in your company. Shocked to be in it. But I guess a little bit of slapstick never hurt anybody.

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@sidin Gefickten

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@SidharthaGupt11 @the_hindu Thank you. It's all true, actually.

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@SanSip The Ministry of Utmost Happiness

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@Memeghnad I was going to write about this, but you explained everything so clearly. Well done!

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@neocortex666 That's so kind of you. In case you need a refund later, please write to David Davidar, publisher, Aleph. Say I sent you.

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@nilanjanaroy 1. Sue Townsend 2. Eve Ensler 3. Sue Townsend

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@IndiaExplained You've been ditched by a Bengali girl, haven't you?

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@Memeghnad Great title. Best of luck!

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@myvoltas I bought a Voltas AC by mistake. I need repairs. You didn't come yesterday at 5. You didn't come today at 5. You confirmed on both days. Is there some other time that would suit you? Please advise. #voltasnevercomes #whotoldyoutobuyvoltas #haveyouseenanyvoltaspeople

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@def__init__e @NetflixIndia @PrimeVideoIN In case of nuclear fallout, your nearest metro station is the safest place to be.

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@TheEconomist Yesterday you tried to deliver 4 issues together. I sent you away, so you gave them
today to the housekeeper. See the receipt, it lists 4.

Next time you mock corruption and fraud in third world countries, take a moment to think about your own business practices.

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It may be too late to join the run, but please do donate through the link. Every rupee, dollar or pound (or any other currency you fancy) will help give these children the finest education money can buy. https://t.co/CNgLBaw0tU

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@dpanjana Hi Deepanjana. Thanks. I’ll be glad if I’m wrong. Odds are in favour. I’m rarely right about anything.