Shower Thoughts

In the shower trying to fix the world

[dogetalist @dogetalist]

#Digibarometri2017 : The morale of 2600-century BC. #showerthoughts #digitalist

[chump @chumpy190]

If I eats 1250 pounds of chicken would I be 99% chicken??!
@Drake @NASA @elonmusk @MoistCr1TiKaL @showerfeelings #showerthoughts

[Adam Dominguez @AdamJDominguez]

☕ MY MORNING COFFEE AT NOON EP 136 - "Just an Outdoors Guy" ☕ If everything online is a flex... #mymorningcoffeeatnoon #coffeethoughts #deepthoughts #showerthoughts #musings #comedy #funny #comedyreels #butreally

[Danish Javeed @javeddanishh]

Every breath you take is a silent dialogue with the universe, exchanging molecules and energy. In that moment, you are connected to everything that has ever existed, reminding us of our profound interdependence in this cosmic dance of life #showerthoughts

[Shower Thoughts @ShowerThoughtsy]

No one knows the exact number of people who have jerked off thinking of them. #ShowerThoughts

[chump @chumpy190]

If you poop in the shower can you stomp it down the drain? #showerthoughts @hankgreen @Super_Plumbing

[chump @chumpy190]

Is skin clothing for your meat #showerthoughts #SingleMoms @NASA #HomelessEntrepreneur

[Shower Thoughts @ShowerThoughtsy]

Alcohol doesn’t make you happy, it borrows happiness from the next day. #ShowerThoughts

[Phil Hickes Author @Hickesy]

All that leaping about squirrels do yet you never see one with a sprained ankle or a bad back #showerthoughts #earlyonset 😐

[Shower Thoughts @ShowerThoughtsy]

In the future, there will be a subset of archaeology that will study digital files, digital dig sites. #ShowerThoughts

[Jack33 @Subject3_3]

What if the dreams we have when we sleep, is just a version of the multi-verse we see but are not physically part of.. or so we think🤔
#showerthoughts #MindBlown #twitch

[Shower Thoughts @ShowerThoughtsy]

Our life might be an escape from our mundane eternal consciousness to forget it's eternal #ShowerThoughts

[Ankur Pandey🇮🇳 @ankur8pandey]

A search option on @WhatsApp for people who viewed your status would be helpful 🌝.

#Feedback #suggestion #showerthoughts

[Shower Thoughts @ShowerThoughtsy]

Whac-a-Mole is mentioned way more often to describe a recurring problem than the arcade game itself. #ShowerThoughts

[Shower Thoughts @ShowerThoughtsy]

The world has gotten so weird, the ‘Black Mirror’ series has not bothered to continue #ShowerThoughts

[Bob @Belgorod_Bob]

#showerthoughts

Thinking about switching sides. Idk.

This shit sucks.
My job sucks.
Ruble sucks.
And vkusno ii tochka tastes like shit.

[Tuomo Lampinen @vallilantuomo]

If we for some reason had to "reboot" all human progress & knowledge, #science would eventually arrive at the same conclusions we know today.

#Religions on the other hand would have wildly different (but similar protagonist, antagonist, redemption etc) stories.

#showerthoughts

[Polished Happiness @Monzt3r]

#showerthoughts Every fictional telepath depicts the dangers or unfettered access to people's minds. Twitter enables telepathy.

[Wow Thoughts (aka Shower Thoughts) @WowThoughtsFeed]

Hearing wind chimes at night can be soothing and or also, terrifying. #showerthoughts