MW

The worst version of myself

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[MW @showerbeershelf]

Never trust a cheese boi

[MW @showerbeershelf]

One of these days, we'll make it to brunch (too sleepy)

[Japanese Breakfast @Jbrekkie]

Rich people are such little cunts

[MW @showerbeershelf]

No, @weirdwinegoblin , I don't think the dog barking down the street is mad at you for having the TV too loud.

[MW @showerbeershelf]

I do not like it in my coochie; I do not like it in my sushi

[MW @showerbeershelf]

Then God stuck down thy fryer, and a mozzy stick plague fell upon the dive bar.

[MW @showerbeershelf]

I ATE Egor

[MW @showerbeershelf]

I'm not sure how...but I am the sluttiest dressed person in this Applebee's.