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clara • she/her

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we’re so back (desperate for another place to scroll)

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the part that really got me was i counted far more than 10 so this was without a doubt a group activity

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absolutely horrified by the presence of toenail clippings on the patio as i open the bar

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sorry; i had two drinks and hate my dad

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it’s hard being the sexiest, funniest AND sleepiest girl in my pottery class

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home improvement was just never the same after randy left. where is jonathan taylor thomas when you need him the most??? (which is season 8 the last and final season because the plot just can’t carry on without him)

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people just don’t angrily yell mister like they used to

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the mayor of seattle hushed me as I took his order when HE asked ME a question… are all mayors designed to be the biggest fucking losers?? 😤

[MW @showerbeershelf]

One of these days, we'll make it to brunch (too sleepy)

[Japanese Breakfast @Jbrekkie]

Rich people are such little cunts

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jesus! i LOVE corn-nuts!

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minnesota nice but in a won’t-switch seats-so-you-can-sit-by-your-partner-then-tries-to-make-small-talk-followed-by-falling-asleep-so-you-can’t-use-the-bathroom way 😤

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you have an outie belly button?? dude, grow up. you’re an adult.

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@mannequinpussy Wall of war criminals

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@PantheraMads Congratulations!!! 🥺❤️

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no shit; only slop.

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sitting at a bar alone and sad. suddenly party in the usa blares through the speakers. no one acknowledges it. sadness deepens. where is the head nodding? the hips moving??

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the real question is why WOULDNT i be tweeting about my pal howie?!

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RuPauls all stars is the original squid games

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saw the mayor at the lake but he had a baby defense system on so I had to settle for giving him a stern thumbs down