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[SM @showing_sm]

The effects of demonetisation. They don’t even keep Indian currency.

[Raizer @RaizerSays]

Indian tourists in Indonesia (Bali) struggling hard Indian Rupees not accepted at most currency exchange counters!

Despite India being the 5th largest economy, our INR still faces rejection in many Southeast Asian countries. Why?

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

सत्ता के अहंकार में डूबी मोदी सरकार अब इस मुकाम पर पहुँच गई है कि अपने अधिकारों, निष्पक्ष परीक्षाओं और सुरक्षित भविष्य की मांग करने वाले छात्रों को ही शिक्षा मंत्री “आतंकवादी” कह रहे हैं।

ज़रा सोचिए - जिसकी नाकामी से इतने पेपर लीक हुए, जिसके राज में 20 बच्चों ने जान दे दी, जिसने करोड़ों युवाओं का भविष्य अंधेरे में धकेल दिया - वो आज पीड़ित बच्चों और उनकी आवाज़ उठाने वालों को “दहशतगर्द” बता रहा है।

पर यह कोई नई बात नहीं: अन्नदाता किसानों को "आंदोलनजीवी और परजीवी" कहा। सवाल पूछने वाले को “Anti-National” कहा। और अब युवाओं को “दहशतगर्द।”

जो भी सरकार से सवाल पूछे - उसे देशद्रोही बता दो, यही इनकी पूरी राजनीति है।

धर्मेंद्र प्रधान जी, देश के करोड़ों युवाओं से तुरंत माफ़ी माँगिए और अपनी नाकामियों के लिए इस्तीफ़ा दीजिए।

और रही मेरी बात - आप मुझ पर जितने चाहें हमले कर लीजिए। मैंने कोटा में कहा था, और फिर कहता हूँ: यह शिक्षा व्यवस्था आज सिर्फ़ एक वसूली तंत्र बन गई है। मैं इसे ऐसे ही नहीं रहने दूँगा।

हर बच्चे को सस्ती, अच्छी शिक्षा और निष्पक्ष परीक्षा मिले - इस आवाज़ को उठाना मैं कभी बंद नहीं करूँगा।

#ChhatronKiGoonj
#ChhatraJodo

[Mr. Democratic @MrDemocratic_]

Severe Anti-incumbency against AAP has developed in Punjab within just a single term.

[Venkatesh Alla @venkat_fin9]

Funny how someone announced this week that they're entering the satellite internet business in India in their AGM, reportedly planning to source everything from China because it's cheaper. Now the local sourcing requirement is gone.

And brianless social media bhakts are calling this "India is rising." If that's their idea of shitty self-reliance, they've completely lost the plot.

[VishwaGuru_Ghantal @Vishwaguru2026]

Zindaa Laasho Ke Liye Sach Bologe ,,

Murda Logo ke liye Awaz Uthaoge Toh ,
Appko Bas Harass Kiya Jayga ,
Anti National Ka tag Milega ,
Jhoothi Cases me Fasaya Jayga

Par koi Support nahi Karega 💥

Ye Murdo Ka desh hai ,, Koi Kisiko Support nahi Karega 😑😑

[Vihaan Arora @realvihaanarora]

The AAP is on its last legs.

In Punjab its government has failed the people.

Its new plant, the CJP, has failed to garner enough traction.

The BJP is no longer asking Ex-MLA for help as he is now useless.

Congress will finally end this charade and step up to fight the BJP.

[Mr. Democratic @MrDemocratic_]

Feedback from some Punjabi friends -

AAP is headed for a crushing defeat, while the Congress is poised for a massive comeback in Punjab.

[SM @showing_sm]

😭

[Dr Prteek @DrHomeostatic]

This is so true. Hear me out.

Recently, I was on a foreign trip and wanted to rent a bike to explore an island.

The rental guy asked, "What's your nationality? I need an ID."

I showed him my Indian passport.

He said, "Sorry sir, that's just a travel document."

I showed him my Aadhaar card.

He said, "Nope, that won't work either."

Then I pulled out my BJP membership card.

He immediately handed me the keys and said,

"Sir, you're a BJP member? Then you're definitely Indian. No other documents needed. I trust you."

Got the bike instantly.

[Dr Prteek @DrHomeostatic]

This is so true. Hear me out.

Recently, I was on a foreign trip and wanted to rent a bike to explore an island.

The rental guy asked, "What's your nationality? I need an ID."

I showed him my Indian passport.

He said, "Sorry sir, that's just a travel document."

I showed him my Aadhaar card.

He said, "Nope, that won't work either."

Then I pulled out my BJP membership card.

He immediately handed me the keys and said,

"Sir, you're a BJP member? Then you're definitely Indian. No other documents needed. I trust you."

Got the bike instantly.

[Chirag Barjatya @chiragbarjatya]

Genuinely asking,

Passport is not a document of Citizenship
Aadhar Card in not a document of Citizenship
Voter ID Card in not a document of citizenship

Then what is the proof? The location of the X account?

[Congress @INCIndia]

BJP Hai To Corruption Hai

[SM @showing_sm]

Congress is dealing with these kind of stupid people. Image 30 percent of voter base of BJP like this.

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Girl: I'm a BJP supporter

Reporter: Then why did you come to this JOB FAIR by Congress?

Girl: I didn't know it was done by Congress,I'm looking for a job but
Congress should stop doing this type of Job fair gimmick,BJP is better than Congress

Imagine the Level of Stupidity!!

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Girl: I'm a BJP supporter

Reporter: Then why did you come to this JOB FAIR by Congress?

Girl: I didn't know it was done by Congress,I'm looking for a job but
Congress should stop doing this type of Job fair gimmick,BJP is better than Congress

Imagine the Level of Stupidity!!

[SM @showing_sm]

What an IQ

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Girl: I'm a BJP supporter

Reporter: Then why did you come to this JOB FAIR by Congress?

Girl: I didn't know it was done by Congress,I'm looking for a job but
Congress should stop doing this type of Job fair gimmick,BJP is better than Congress

Imagine the Level of Stupidity!!

[Aditya Ojha @thispodcastguy]

Modi

Three Cabinet Ministers

150 Civil Servants

All of them has been a part of US Government sponsored programme to visit USA

RAHUL GANDHI WAS RIGHT

[Pracool @thehighmonk]

Mohan Yadav and his son have land. Nitin Gadkari and his son have ethanol. Amit Shah and his son have the ICC. And we have taxes to pay.

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

Epic roast! 🔥

Purav Jha ate godi media and left no crumbs. 🫡

[SM @showing_sm]

20 years of BJp rule will get you death.

[𝐇𝐲𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐧 @ImHydro45]

Mohan Yadav is busy in buying land. BJP govt made him the Chief Minister for a reason.🙂

[The Exploited TaxPayer @IndiaNewGen]

This entire country is a scam. Every bank, every bureaucrat, every minister, every industrialist, every company.

It's just the matter of the day whose number comes.

[Harish Upadhya @harishupadhya]

Bengaluru Police release a CCTV-backed fact check on student missing NEET exam due to traffic

Candidate 3 left RT Nagar at 12:57 pm for a 1:30 pm cut-off & reached at 1:33 pm. Police say traffic was "normal" & route analysis showed a longer route was taken.