not teddy

i'm the trash man

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

25 is a square number

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

what’s funnier than 24?

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

@juliajosephinee Boofy

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

@lyssaairene me when I’m made of cotton candy

[Kevin Crew Cut @KevMagnet]

I fucking hate this dude with every fiber of my being

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

@lyssaairene just mean and nasty for no reason

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

waffles are like if pancakes had an exoskeleton

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary when will I be free from these chains

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

@juliajosephinee It’s amazing you still got your degree after all that

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

@NedShneebIy I’ll probably say something that month

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

@NedShneebIy George?

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

@juliajosephinee you’re a strong independent woman who can get bdubz all by yourself

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

@juliajosephinee

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

@juliajosephinee my 5’7” king

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

@lyssaairene because it’s the holiday season

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

@NedShneebIy like… I been sayin

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

I’ve never seen a picture of someone’s thanksgiving plate that looks appetizing

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

@NedShneebIy I thought u were doing a 5k

[not teddy @showmethewifi]

@NedShneebIy accurate