So, my morning started with Tiny Nerd coming to “wake me up” as normal and at my bed side he decided to rip a loud fart.
That should’ve been the end of this tweet, but I heard his fart plop on my floor and then found 2 more fallen farts in the hallway.
How’s your morning going?
having to call and explain to companies that my fiancé’s name is not his the same as his grandfather’s is getting old.
His grandfather’s name was WILLIAM, my fiancé’s legal name is BILLY. They don’t even have the same middle initial…
@arvalis The one I think is the “worst” designed is Greedent. It never came off as a Pokemon to me design-wise but more like a knockoff Don Bluth “talking critter” team mascot character whose only personality trope is “I’m hungry” said in an over-processed slow Southern drawl.
@MajorMelon1 Your family sucks and basically let’s you get possessed by a demon who also sucks.
Your party includes the demon’s ex, a gym bro, a weeb, that one goth dude, and a guy banned from libraries.
Your gf is literally a doll.
You look sleep deprived.
Oh, and spoiler: IT WAS THE BUTLER!
One of our new neighbors walked his jolly ass down our driveway into our yard to let his dog shit right on our lawn. I’m pretty sure he dropped a log when I walked out of the house and told him he better clean it up cuz he’s tech trespassing and in general being rude.
So, his original plan was to propose during the meet n greet for Static-X but he left the ring in the truck and I’m honestly glad he did because I can guarantee y’all I would’ve dropped ded from sheer shock alone cuz that would be ALOT to take in.
Mr Nerd finally formally proposed after 17 years and two gremlins. He was gonna propose after the concert Tuesday but he left the ring in the truck.
I’m glad he did cuz a public proposal like that would’ve killed me.
@SailorAstera Left is my dog and right is my oldest’s we got for him. Mine is older than me (36?) and crazy part: both have a mistake in same side of their faces (overstuffed lip on son’s, blown stitch on mine.)
In 12 days I will be going to see a show that 16 year old me WISHED happen when she was still an edgy mchedgy baby metal head-mallgoth-weebtastic little gremlin…and I plan on dressing accordingly!