George Smith

Offshore worker and part time golfer, Husband to Elaine and old man to Megan and Ellyn. Dandy don for life

[Wings Over Scotland @WingsScotland]

Russia reveals new model of “stealth” nuclear missile submarine, specifically designed to avoid detection by Nicola Sturgeon.

[Rt Dishonourable Damian Thirsty @damian_thirsty]

So the Giro d'italia isn't unemployment benefit for Romans its actually a 3 week bike race?

[Conor Matchett @conor_matchett]

I've been off sick for the last couple of days but this is honestly one of the worst cases of incompetence I've ever seen.

There is no excuse for this, especially for an MSP on the Transport Committee.

This is *the* basics. It is non-negotiable, not'good to have' knowledge.

[SaveGlasgowNow @HelpSaveGlasgow]

Thick as mince!
Is this what we are paying our taxes for?

[Tour Pro 🏌️‍♂️ @OfficialTourPro]

Guys playing in his national open and telling his fans that they deserve to get hit. Wild. https://t.co/0oBGSSxGAl

[Jim Spence @JimSpenceDundee]

There’s no real work to do in our Mickey Mouse parliament so overpaid under qualified loons like this can virtue signal for five years straight. During which time they’ll pick up circa 400k, plus pension rights, and can work from home too. Almost impossible to be sacked….no clocking in or out…no Key Performance indicators etc. in other words a feather bedded home for those who are unemployable in the outside world. I voted for it but I’d vote to scrap it tomorrow.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Can’t we just close Holyrood down and agree it was all just a terrible expensive mistake? Look at the state of this — and this guy thinks he should be first minister!

[John Connell @JohnCon72636524]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a fucking idiot amongst us!

[Steve Dresser @dresserman]

March 2016.

[Kirstie Allsopp @KirstieMAllsopp]

The idea that we now have a government that is actively discouraging people from improving their homes blows my mind. It seems care for your home, your street & your community is no longer regarded as a positive. You cannot tax people for improving their environment, it is wrong.

[Anthony @AnthonyG0528]

JK Rowlings yacht is huge. Good for her, she earned it. This is why capitalism beats socialism every day of the week.

[TR @Tony_Royle]

The dumbest thing I did was be a 'good boy' for my entire working life: work hard and pay my taxes. 45 years of being systematically and arbitrarily robbed by criminals, some wearing blue ties, some wearing red, and even some sporting a splash of yellow.

I now struggle to pay my bills in retirement and I am still being fleeced via tax by the same clowns.

Meanwhile, these crooks choose to send cash abroad, squander it on insane initiatives such as 'net zero' and DEI, pay themselves tidy expenses, fund wars, and welcome with open arms anyone illegally entering the country, people they are happy to spend billions of pounds on whilst simultaneously making those of us who paid a fair whack into the system, struggle.

People often ask me why I don't vote any more ... and I think it should be fairly obvious. None of these 'senior politicians', across all parties, have any interest in the wellbeing of the common man or woman. They are only interested in their own self-promotion and pressing ahead with whatever harebrained agendas they support whilst in power.

It's only the window dressing that changes ... what awaits in the shop is always the same bullshit that shafts the good, honest folk of this country.

[Essex Patriot @Essex_Patriot]

A brief history about Labour:

1945 - Labour elected
1947 - Britain Bankrupt

1964 - Labour elected
1970 - Britain Bankrupt

1974 - Labour elected
1979 - Britain Bankrupt

1997 - Labour elected
2010 - Britain Bankrupt

2024 Labour elected...

IT HASN'T WORKED, IT NEVER WILL. 🇬🇧

[rob @RobTNE31]

Get the scoreboard out the corner!!!

@nufc was the display any good? I can’t really tell from my 🚫 Restricted View 🚫
The audacity to increase my ST £300 to give my this monstrosity blocks out 80% of stadium #NUFC

[Kirstie Allsopp @KirstieMAllsopp]

John Swinney really needs a better travel agent!

[Mark Irvine @Mark1957]

Now this made me laugh!

[The Herald @heraldscotland]

'Everything important that falls within its locus turns to dust: the ferries; hospital waiting times; The Promise on children in care; the despoliation of Glasgow, Scotland’s most important city.' 👇

𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘸/𝘗𝘈 𝘞𝘪𝘳𝘦/𝘗𝘈 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Your party, your Scottish government drove them away with your relentless anti-oil/gas virtue signalling and greenwashing. You put pandering to the left of your base above people.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

A Messi miracle

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

“He chose, poorly”