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[Kyle Keegan @realKyleKeegan]

Trump is selling classified nuclear secrets to Saudi Arabia in exchange for billions in payments to his family members, and most Americans have just become too fucking ignorant to realize it. Sad.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

It looks like Liberace and Saddam designed a 19th New Orleans century whorehouse, without the taste and elegance.

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

MAGA says they'll boycott The Odyssey. Which means they won't go to movie theaters to see it. Which means you'll see a great movie but you won't see MAGA...

Not only did Nolan create a great movie but he created a great ambience too. Freakin genius.

[G.T @gingerrtom]

we're all team cannibal aren't we?

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: The warden of the jail where Andrew Tate is being held has asked people to stop mailing bottles of BBQ sauce addressed to Tate’s cannibal cell mate with the label “Tate Sauce.”

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

a friend of mine is a cannibal currently housed in SHU. he told me they put andrew tate in the unit next to him, so he screams at night just so tate can't get any sleep.

[Jerry Daepoto @daeshikjr]

Mariners receive:
Abner Uribe
Fernando Tatis

Padres receive:
Jesus Made
Emerson Hancock
Lazaro Montes

Brewers receive:
Mason Miller
Michael King

[Bren Gun @shrendan]

@AvgMarinersFan_ Agree on both. And Arenado’s defense probably isn’t what it used to be. But for a run, you need to take some chances to plug some holes. Plus, this team is lacking veteran leadership, that would help, hopefully. However they do it, I think selling high on Hancock is key

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Maduro was not indicted by the ICC while Netanyahu was. There’s your answer. Next!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The House found $95 billion for Trump’s war machine.

Healthcare? Too expensive.
Housing? Figure it out.
Schools? Buy your own pencils.
Bombs? Blank fucking check.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

News outlets that covered the US-Saudi nuclear deal without mentioning that Jared Kushner, Trump’s top foreign policy advisor, is getting paid by the Saudi government:

WSJ

NYT

AP

Reuters

CNN

NBC

ABC

CBS

The Guardian

The Hill

Semafor

Washington Post

Fox News

New York Post

BBC

Newsweek

MS NOW

The Telegraph

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Isn’t there concern that this slippery slope to socialism inevitably ends up as full-blown communism?

AOC: I mean, no. I think that’s very silly. We can’t even raise the minimum wage. Do they really think communism is going to happen? No. They’re trying to scare people because they don’t want us talking about the fact that we all have a right to health care.

So they want to call everything they don’t like communist because if people actually wake up to the fact that their elected officials are screwing them over when they get here, they’re going to realize they deserve better and that health care as a right isn’t crazy. They want to call this stuff communist because they don’t want us to realize that the rest of the developed world has guaranteed health care. They want to call it communist because they don’t want you to know that Germany, Italy, the UK, Canada—everybody else—has it better than us, and we spend the most money for the worst care in the developed world.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

If we’re going to play this stupid racist game, who wants to see the same done to Melania Trump under a future Democratic administration?

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

I’m old enough to remember when Republicans were losing their minds that a Muslim was being elected to head NYC just 25 years after 9/11. Now they are literally handing nuclear secrets and technology to the country that raised the attackers because Trump’s family is bought and paid for by the Saudi Royal family. This corruption is beyond measure and the Republican Congress is screaming about “communists” and threatening Cuba.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Conservatives call universal healthcare “radical” but consider endless war, masked police and billionaire-controlled government perfectly normal.

Maybe their definition of normal is the fucking problem.

[Bren Gun @shrendan]

@PuckSports @JimDuquetteGM @MikeGarafolo @Mitch_Seattle It’s probably inevitable (and maybe advisable) if Kirby or Gilbert aren’t signed to long-term deals 🤷‍♂️

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Boomer: Why are Millennials killing the adulthood industry (something something) bootstraps (stroke) mumble mumble.