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Dionysian

[Tyler McBrien @TylerMcBrien]

Go to Paris. Go to a clothing-boutique-café that also has locations in New York and LA. Order a matcha that's indistinguishable from what you drink every day back home. Fuck it, order two. Post about it like you just discovered a hole in the wall hidden gem in Sarajevo or Shibuya

[weimerica 🇵🇸 @amerikkkanboy]

actually incredible bit for an SF tech nerd to somehow make paris look as lame as san francisco

[drybaptism @drybaptism]

ideally, you overcome any childish pretensions of posturing yourself as mysterious once you realize that being candidly eccentric produces the same isolating effect

[Mads @europemaxxed]

i believe tim curry is having a good time in the afterlife

[MrE @MrE_mssg]

Life allows very fat margin for error. Mistakes don’t really matter as long as u ignore them.
Everything is either fixable or forgettable.

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Euro Summer is over, it's time for American Fall

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

not even kidding when i say this exact thought crosses my mind every single day which is why i’ve made it my personal mission to enjoy my life to the absolute fullest

[ؘ @hildsbrach]

ainda bem que existe a hipocrisia pra eu poder fazer hoje o que eu critiquei ontem

[sam @grrleater]

that fucking homoerotic friendship will fucking kill you

[abdullah @ysodumb_]

oh that two year gap on my resume was when i was the architect of my own hell.

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I think one of my favourite things about life is still meeting someone and immediately knowing: oh, you are going to matter.

[BR⚢KE @BabblingBrookeA]

roommate purchased a smartphone-sized slab of obsidian and has been holding it instead of her phone to reduce screentime

[BeeBee ☦ @bingbingbinks1]

All you need to know about males is that they grow up knowing that God is the same gender as they are.

[deep noodle @drunkbird2]

dropping it low to A Horse with No Name

[soph @rotandecay]

he’s using me for my small tits, no ass, no job, no friends, no life, off putting demeanor, and miserable personality

[andy @carnivcrs]

if you recognise this place you have 97 mental illnesses and probably a blood kink

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

[bia @teracherous]

when you wash your hair and the all consuming evil leaves your body

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Using the phrase "I'm willing to bet my life on it" as a way of saying I'm like 60% sure