funky junk

larry the cucumber stan account they/she

[angela @horrorcomedies]

People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family

Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again

[funky junk @shrimpwhore]

New Carrie show sucks ass bad but I cannot stop watching it. It’s as bad as Emily In Paris

[funky junk @shrimpwhore]

Boyfriend just called Jackie Kennedy the “suck master of the White House” he meant Nancy Reagan

[funky junk @shrimpwhore]

I don’t play video games but if GTA 6 doesn’t have a Spring Breakers mention that would be a shame

[funky junk @shrimpwhore]

The best part of doing a face mask is when you put the rest of the goo on your face

[funky junk @shrimpwhore]

New Carrie show is ass but it has Matthew Lillard and I’m excited to see all the bitchy girls die

[funky junk @shrimpwhore]

lol got interviewed for a story on the White Sox while watching the game at a bar

[funky junk @shrimpwhore]

I am 100% against the death penalty but all of these men need to die, I would suggest the firing squad but that might be too kind considering what they did

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Umar Matthew Ingalls is believed to have retreated to Dubai where he was raised following accusations of gang raping Jane Doe at Cornell University https://t.co/9nNLWO6qIz 🔗

[funky junk @shrimpwhore]

A teacher at my high school had a “relationship” with a student at our school and was found guilty of pedophilia, sent to jail and then wrote a memoir on his addiction to drugs but conveniently left out the fact that he’s a fucking pedophile. Lock em up, kill them idc

[𝙱𝙴 𝙰𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 @BeAfraid_Movies]

Chris Hansen vs middle school teacher predator

[funky junk @shrimpwhore]

Just finished Desperate Housewives (again) and man they were fucking cooking in that writers room. Got me balling like it’s my own family

[funky junk @shrimpwhore]

@KonstantyKrzem You must be brain dead because nothing you said makes any sense at all

[funky junk @shrimpwhore]

There’s two dudes in Chicago doing the same thing, mainly punching women in the face in broad daylight, and listen I hate cops and prison but I don’t think these guys should be able to assault people with impunity, so what do we do?

[Mike Bird @Birdyword]

Fun times in the Bedstuy subreddit

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

drank this and my knees no longer crack and my joints move sooooo smooth

[LPC @landpalestine]

This is Journalist Michael Tracey. He is the "man" who is behind the attempts to reveal the identity of the Cornell 7 Jane Doe

I think we teach him a lesson about WHY people value privacy and anonymity. He currently lives in New Jersey

[funky junk @shrimpwhore]

@JihadBilQalb Oh fuck, my gay

[D.Miles @OctobersOwnTae]

1-0 #WeMove

[g @34rths]

Girl who is still weird: I was so weird back then

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

I never fucked wallace i never fucked grommit

[prozac & cody @clubskunks]

the newer evil dead movies are so far from the spirit of the originals. now they're all about family trauma (lame). but back in the day, they were all about bruce campbell being a 5 alarm smoke show and getting beat up looney tunes style and covered in goos and slimes (cool).

[funky junk @shrimpwhore]

It doesn’t have to ruin your life but it 100% changes everything about your life and that can, in turn, ruin your life. I wonder where I would be had I not been assaulted at a young age

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

i know a lot of people don’t like the “life ruined” verbiage about sexual assault and totally fair. however, being sexually assaulted did entirely ruin the entire life i had built up to that point. i lost everything i had ever worked for and had to start over.