Chris Chandler

Former Desert Dweller,whiskey and vinyl geek, Technical Operations practitioner

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

A few weeks ago I was complaining about a Hawaiian kitchen not having Spam musubi and now I'm barricaded in my house rationing vienna sausages between 4 people and a dog.

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

@_josh_bradley_ First one I've missed in PDX, Hope you had an awesome time.

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

Really good writeup: #infosec #opensslvuln

Notes on OpenSSL remote memory corruption https://t.co/VSM28TL0FI

[Indigenous @AmericanIndian8]

#INDIGENOUS #TAIRP

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

@h0ff The service was already prepaid otherwise I would have.

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

Dropped my car off for service this morning and the guy who took my keys was dressed like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Not knowing what month it is most of the time it took me a solid 5 minutes to figure out what the fuck was going on.

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

@MiriamMMorales That would exclude Daniel Day Lewis... Interesting.

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

#hugops all around this morning.

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

Just discovered that my innocent and friendly bumble bees are actually carpenter bees and they're eating the shit out of my house. I'm strangely ok with this right now.

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

@FUCKEDUP

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

@the_ironsheik Walking in on your grandmother shampooing out her pubic lice.

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

we've gone from dodge ball to tennis. #PresidentialDebate2020

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

Well. I'm really happy that picture in picture was a passing fad.

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

I have a new found appreciation for Frank Turner.

Frank Turner - Eat the Meek (NOFX Cover) Official Audio https://t.co/1MO7gINaGb via @YouTube

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

THAT RUG REALLY TIED THE ROOM TOGETHER BUBBA

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

@h0ff The irony isn't lost on me.

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

I'd gladly pay more taxes if it lowers infant mortality, ensures Healthcare for people who can't afford it, and improves education. I can't take it with me. #VPDebate2020

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

Well despite the interruptions and typical political bullahit I'm not stuffing my bug out bag with foreign currency like I was after the last debate.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Fun science fact: flies vomit on whatever they land on. Okay, back to the issues! #VPDebate

[Chris Chandler @shrugops]

@JeffBryanDavis That fly knows it's shit.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

THERES A FLY ON YOUR HEAD BUBBA