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ask me about breastfeeding and cloth diapers

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@Totstv123456 @oasisrays Daniela!

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@holy_schnitt Latte or iced coffee?

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@txsalth2o Just don’t go. You’re not their friend. Hope that helps!

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@ambercfischer @KyriosityTweets But if you don’t buy from the registry, it’s getting returned, donated or trashed causing the new mom more stress. The best way to show love and care is to buy off of the registry she worked so hard to make full of stuff she is excited to receive. It’s NOT ABOUT YOU

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@RaeRenee731 Was this in Tulsa, Ok cause I had the same experience. @Costco you training them to be racist or what?

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I was just telling James about the time I was supposed to make a bug board for a science project with bugs like pinned to it and I was one but short so I frantically pinned a June bug on there but it wouldn’t die and it kept spinning around the needle as I turned it in

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Joey was the most boring choice.

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Wicked is fanfic. That’s all I’ll be saying.

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@CatherinVaritek Immediate yes!! What good Christmas gift for my Red Sox loving mom haha

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I just learned that my mother in law called James and was concerned that we were Jehovahs witnesses (we are not)

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All white female leadership team trying to show that the company is diverse: “some of us don’t live in Texas!”

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@hellomollz Where’s the prank video 👀👀

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George is already over birthweight and I need to know how much body builders would pay for a shot of my milk.

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Having a baby during the Olympics was super smart of me tbh. So many things to watch while nursing.

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In laws are moving here the same week ash due date. How cool.

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A random lady that I sometimes message on Instagram bought me something off my registry and I cried. Sometimes the internet is nice.

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James accidentally bought cookies and cream yogurt instead of plain yogurt and I am distraught

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I love our trash man. We haven’t been home cause we are housesitting for my mom, but I just watched him grab a single fast food cup out of our trash can and put it in the truck on our ring camera . What a hero.

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Cried at target because Eleanor is moving to the big kid clothes section and how is that possible? She’s a BABY

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James keeps sending me houses in Japan that we could afford if we sold our house here and he’s really convincing me lol