Shubham

unenthusiast

[Shubham @shubhamxc]

*yess time to open Twitter and read some humorous and funny jokes*

*Sees a very self depreciating relatable tweet*

*Goes into depression*

[Chess.com @chesscom]

@elonmusk even my friends don’t text me back that fast

[sai priya @priya_27_]

the court punishing the improvement of food safety and hygiene is probably the first for any court in the world

[Shubham @shubhamxc]

“my love language is roasting” theek hai ek plate tandoori chicken laga do

[Shubham @shubhamxc]

@bbyg666l Ajun kahi

[Shubham @shubhamxc]

@bbyg666l Wow..how'd Even find this😂

[Shubham @shubhamxc]

@Darky1k France 2-1 spain

[CRICKET KA KACHRA GG @timepasshai]

Ye Vamika ke saath rock papers scissors khelte hue ladta hoga

[Salman Khan @BeingSalmanKhan]

For the last time stop askin me if I'm drunk. I'm not drunk. Who would name their kid drunk?? Hahahahehehe

[Y3MII @fw_Y3MII]

Need a new girl to get over the girl I was using to get over my ex

[🛸 @tufthug]

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship just miserable enough to yearn

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Dave Chappelle said "i got paid 25K when i was 17 and was scared to walk around with it in a backpack cause i never had something somebody wanted. i know they would kill me if they knew i had this money. now imagine having a pussy." Give this man a medal.

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

When a female friend vents to you about her toxic bf you gotta stay diplomatic because a woman in love won’t leave a guy but what you say might be used against you

[ಭೀಮಾ ತೀರದಲ್ಲಿ..🏹 @Oceaniic33]

This is the judge who granted bail in just 6 days to the 57 year old accused of raping a 3 year old girl in Janakpuri.

[Shubham @shubhamxc]

The person who granted him bail should be hanged first!! Fck this judiciary system

[NDTV @ndtv]

3-Year-Old Girl Raped By School Staff In Delhi; Accused Granted Bail
https://t.co/lFRpVO5mUc

[k @localdrain]

the person who named alphonso was clearly on a completely different assignment than the person who named langda

[🪐 @OpiumX_29]

ngl, u won't find the same person twice,not even in the same person 😭

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[hunter @3gpmh]

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

[aril piterpen @aril_piterpen1]

hasil cut gula & tepung seminggu alhamdulilah bb turun 2 menit