Unc Darren

aspiring super villain

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

Cutwater vodka transfusion I apologize I was unfamiliar with your game

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

gifted with a mega jar of za #spoilsofwar

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

@jonallenn This would be viral if you weren’t private

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

Sometimes ya gotta send the top prospect back down to the minors and give the journeyman a few starts. There’s a lesson somewhere in that

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

@jonallenn Tire swing

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

@jonallenn #younghoes

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

Forgot I was #thatguy for a sec but we still got it chat

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

Watched my homie go through his phone on Sunday and wish a Happy Mother’s Day to every mom he could find in his phone. 30+ replies almost instantly. Could be the play

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

I’m #GreenTeaMaxxing

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

@BennyBeanss Re2pect

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Generational shot w the ultra rare huzz was a straight airball might be destined for the #chudlife after all

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

Dianna Russini top 3 sidechicks of all time

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

Four-twenty (in the six-seven cadence)

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

#LangdonHive stand up

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

I’m taking his cookies all day this dude is trash

[Nick Coffey @TheCardConnect]

Leading your morning commute better than Zach Bryan leads a fast break!

Let’s ride, @840WHAS!

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

Colton Cowser is a future Lancaster Barnstormer

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New spidey flick might be a little too relatable for ya boy

[Unc Darren @shuethots]

Aaron judge is the worst “superstar” I’ve seen in my lifetime. The guy sucks balls