jake hill

love to have fun, enjoying every minute of life

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@pajamajokes: You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands.

For example, if she is holding a gun she's probably angry.

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Via @YossiGestetner

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Ricin "suspect" sat SEVEN DAYS 4 no good reason Remember that Orthodox Jews exercise 'Innocent Until Proven Guilty

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@LGFN you welcome I also saw it didn't know why it happened, I was about to laugh at a joke, but it cut off the punchline

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Rt @LGFN WHAT'S GOING ON WITH @TWITTER SMS? They're cutting off long RTs instead of splitting it into two messages. We're left out

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Are you hacked @senderel: Every time I drive by a church my Praydar goes fucking ballistic. http://t.co/dSbtTQxPW7

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This whole boston thing was so crazy I think congress should ban bombs! @YossiGestetner

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Rt @iSHMOOZE: I need a vacation!

Whoever is booking me a ticket should pls exclude Boston, Texas, Illinois and Williamsburg. Thanks

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@shimonr look at my last tweet

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RT @jacobkornbluh Is this @stephenlevin33's Bar Mitzvah speech? (seems rather like a 7 year old's prepared speech) http://t.co/yy8ZOe3ksy

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@KolHaolam arrested or charged?

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Rt @YossiGestetner: Lib municipalities are hiking tax on guns/bullets to slow sales yet they laugh when u suggest cutting tax to boost e ...

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@Willitzideikis someone is horny...

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@cholentface With the same amount mud, Maharal could have created hundred tiny Golems! Boy would they been able to tickle Father Thadius!

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Rt @YossiGestetner @THE_SHEESER Israel's FM will come 2 the US 2 persuade the admin not to attack N Korea unilaterally, give time 4 dipl ...

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Rt @AdultJokes_: Boy:"Hi." Girl:"I have a boyfriend ..." Boy:"I said hi, not suck my dick."

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RT @Chicnlil1: There was a reason god made thoughts silent,
Then some a$$hole created twitter, and now god's plan is FU**ED!

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Rt @HakALeben Do you know why the Chometz aisles in the grocery are closed? The stuff with "Baked after Passover" stickers R being unpacked!

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@kazal12 I can't click on the link its a picture

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Rt @AlwaysActions: White smoke is coming out of my neighbor's house. He either elected a new Pope or he's got some good weed. :) ;)