Warren Shultz.

25% sarcasm & 75% neutral spirits.

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

@Starbucks applied and got granted the community loan and the organization has had no communication or gotten check and the SM will not contact them. What do we do?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Fox reporter: How bad is your memory?

President Biden: My memory is so bad I let you speak

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

@SharkHomeUS the battery on my vacuum won’t charge. It’s less than a month old what do?

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

@Kohls it’s been over a week and I still haven’t received my money back on An idea yall canceled

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

@GordonRamsay sure talks a lot of 💩 on peoples food looking like it came out of a diaper #gordonramsey #food #foodie

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

@HelloFresh I want to cancel box but past date. Help

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

@CoxHelp @CoxComm #cox an agent raised my bill after I had agreed on a price and digital
Signed. I need contact with someone or will be disconnected this week

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

@midnightsuns how do I fix this after a level restart? #marvel #midnightsuns

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

@HydroFlask is this normal
? Rust on my $60 water bottle that was bought Wednesday from #academysports #hydroflask

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

@Chewy I ordered my dog food three days ago and it still hasn’t shipped. #wtf this is not okay #chewy#help #customerexperience #customerfeedback

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

@instagram somethings wrong with my account won’t load #help #sos #instagram @InstagramComms

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

@olivegarden I need to speak with aomeone about a transaction on my CC

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

@chelseahandler u can thank me on ur next @netflix special, a plaque honoring my service to @peta and most importantly a donation to the @JoeBiden campaign in @kirstiealley honor. #love #rip #kirstiealley #dnc #JoeBiden #peta #RescueDogs

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

@chelseahandler here’s your rescue Bernese Mt Dog, @peta should be happy as a clam now, I’ll ride w/him to keep him cool in Cali. 🙏 #peta #RescueDogs #chelseahandler #kansas #retweet #share #Wichita #TheLastOfUs

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

I guess I have a type 😆 @omarapollo

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

@amazon @PrimeVideo had subscription to prime and AMC+ charged on wrong CC on account. How do I get refund ???

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

I keep drinking mega pints of wine and I blame #johnnydepp for my hangover ever morning.

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

My grandmother managed to change the code on her #iphone to a six digit code, doesn’t remember her #icloud info and turned off #findmyiphone lol I’m going to scream

[Warren Shultz. @ShultzWarren]

@drpepper @DietDrPepper @Keurig need to contact someone in regards to a product where do I send the info #help #sos #drpepper #keurig #dietdrpepper

[sarah @heavenbrat]

pls dont speak to me when im overstimulated