Colby

[Colby @shut_yerass]

Ouch https://t.co/W0scsksOmX

[Colby @shut_yerass]

@hannahldillon Done

[Colby @shut_yerass]

Nnnnndamn https://t.co/fztqNZUx6R

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

This really is a stunning statement.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(927): Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.

[Colby @shut_yerass]

Bangin https://t.co/IIRJG7lA8o

[Bob Dylan Page @Bob41Dylan]

Joan Baez: "His music touches you or doesn't touch you; but if it does, it touches you really, really deep."

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Thread https://t.co/KH7uGTgGPi

[“Everyone counts or no one counts” @MaggieJordanACN]

Employees fired by Trump:
Sally Yates
Preet Bharara
James Comey

Employees investigating Trump:
Sally Yates
Preet Bharara
James Comey

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(330): I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT

[Colby @shut_yerass]

@LesleyBreanne His name is Jeff, ya dingus!

[Colby @shut_yerass]

@hannahldillon Bitch Colby in da hizzy

[Colby @shut_yerass]

@hannahldillon Bitchez be hoz

[Colby @shut_yerass]

These aren't getting old https://t.co/v9i1XjkMD6

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Best one I've seen so far.

[Colby @shut_yerass]

@hannahldillon Omg! Right!?

[Colby @shut_yerass]

I get older, I start getting soft. I just don't want to see younger folks I love make the same mistakes. #loveisall

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

She's come a long way.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(540): Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

RETWEET THIS for your chance to win a St. Patrick's Day cap!

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(909): You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson

[Colby @shut_yerass]

@LesleyBreanne so ur telling me you hate the farmers daughter?