ashutosh

shitposting and social commentary

[ashutosh @shutosh_]

@saumya_shikhar @nowme_datta American actor hits an American comedian at an American Award show. Indian gets condemned.
Yes checks out👍

[ashutosh @shutosh_]

@TanyaSaluja12 😂😂

[Rishap Vats @VatsRishap]

People discovering the existence of "legally problematic speech" after tweeting in solidarity with Sharjeel Imam etc.

[Opinion Bakery @IndiaSpeaksPR]

When there is no beheading in the equation, the amount of bigotry reaches almost infinity

[ashutosh @shutosh_]

I like Zoya Akhtar movies, and this looks fun. They could've looked a little Indian though😅

[Netflix India @NetflixIndia]

The sun is out, the news is out! Come meet your new friends.
Presenting to you the cast of The Archies, directed by the fantastic Zoya Akhtar.

[Jay Vardhan Singh @Jayvtweets]

If you, as a native, are thinking of how terrible the heat is this summer. Just spare a thought for those firangis who visited India during summers. Below are some excerpts where the 17th Century French traveller Tavernier describes the infamous heat of India.

[ashutosh @shutosh_]

Kendall Roy is the answer to what if JP from GoW was a three dimensional character.

[ashutosh @shutosh_]

Next gen kids are going to be cool. They're gonna say things like "my dad's a stand-up comic and my mom is an instagram model".

[ashutosh @shutosh_]

@aashhiiiiii and burger was designed to be eaten alone

[ashutosh @shutosh_]

I like to think that words like "anti national" are stupid, reductive and generalizing. But some people here are hell bent to prove this notion wrong.

[Opinion Bakery @IndiaSpeaksPR]

The number of liberals publicly wishing India to face the same chaos that Sri Lanka is almost equal to the number of liberals who publicly cry at being called anti-national.

[ashutosh @shutosh_]

*Me auditing accounts of the pisciculture department*
"well, that's a bit FISHY"

[ashutosh @shutosh_]

Alarmist: a person who believes in equal rights for alarm clocks.

[ashutosh @shutosh_]

Japan bro you need to see a therapist.

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Japan's population falls by record 644,000 to 125.5 mil. in 2021 ⁦@elonmusk⁩ https://t.co/TtC3NjY8Jl

[krithika sivaswamy @krithikasivasw]

Women vs men driving car is one stupid argument I've seen coming from a lot of men here. It's EOD how well you respect driving rules and have a good control of the vehicle & traffic sense. How does the gender play a role here for stupid driving?

[Magnus Carlsen @MagnusCarlsen]

Hi. My name is Magnus Carlsen.

[ashutosh @shutosh_]

jaldi se iss photo ka contrast badha deta hu, professional photographer lagunga🤏

[ashutosh @shutosh_]

@AntiDentite8 😂😂😂😂

[ashutosh @shutosh_]

I love my country ❤️

[LawBeat @LawBeatInd]

In #SupremeCourt a mayor of a local body has been asked to resign as per the order of the court. His counsel says “Milords, he is ready to resign. But one request, his son is getting married soon and the wedding card says he is the mayor. Can he resign after the wedding?”

[ashutosh @shutosh_]

@_pripan_ https://t.co/xbYC7b0f0P

[ashutosh @shutosh_]

thirty minutes into explaining to my parents what passive income is, they were like "upar wala room rent pe dene ki baat kar rha hai na tu?"🙃